25Lawrence, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a fun loving guy that enjoys the outdoors and dancing and spending time with people I love and don't even know. I feel like people take life too seriously and I just want to relax and enjoy my life, but I do have tons of plans for the future and am working hard to do what I want to do, which is dance and bake and make love by the moonlight(or the daylight who cares I'm a thirsty ass bitch). I'm looking for anything from a one night stand to a long lasting relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as a stripper and love it! In the future I want to become a chef and a stripper like a stripper chef, ya'know? Or like a doctor so I don't feel bad about being a doctor during roleplay, because doctors actually save lives and we just make fun of them. So I could be a doctor chef stripper, what a fun life to have. But for know I'll just keep on taking off my clothes for the public while baking cookies in my free time.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at cooking and baking. I like to make hot foods, ya'know, spicy. Caliente, el fuego! Baking is my favorite activity though, I like bake cookies and take them out of the oven all nice and fresh and warm. I'll bake you cookies, too. Betty Crocker, bitch.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beautiful personality and baking skills because I usually carry around the foods I make when I meet new people so they can understand how great I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Paula Deen's Southern Cooking Bible omg it's sooo good she's my idol except for the whole racist thing that was super sad.
I also thoroughly enjoy anything and everything by Sarah Palin because she's a trainwreck.

Movies: The Hobbit, Magic Mike, The Dark Knight, etc.

Shows: Basically all of the Food network, Supernatural, American Horror Story, etc.

Music: Lana Del Rey

Food: Everything and anything don't even get me started. I mainly like things I cook because I'm the best.
Six things I could never do without
My kitchen
Friends and Family
My cat
My wonderful job
You ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics and sex and how politicians might be having sex with other politicians like Bill Clinton or something who knows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out dancing and shaking my ass for tips because it's a hard knock life. Then I usually go out drinking and spend the rest of my night watching Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, you'd have to message me to find out ;)
You should message me if
You want me to bake you something real special ;)
The two of us