quittheinternet
33 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
America's Sweetheart with a heart of gold and the charm of Charles Barkley.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally helping teenagers waste their lives on the Internet.

Leisurely wasting my life on the Internet.
I’m really good at
Not this
The first things people usually notice about me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but I can assume thrilled off their fucking asses to be talking to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: blah blah blah wow Netflix wow binge blah blah blah. For real mostly just 30 for 30s and MTV produced reality TV.

Movies: Grease 2, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, and that's prob it.

Music: Carly Rae Jepsen, Black Flag, The Replacements, That Dog, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Television
Buds
Naps
that's probably it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting an underground casino.

Plants.

Heavy issues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a terrible sense of direction and aliens are real.
You should message me if
You're fun. You're down to get stoned and watch basketball. You want to go see shows. You are open to having a conversation about ghosts, The National Parks system, and sandwiches all within the same sitting.
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