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My self-summary
I am a girl. I have green hair. I can do cool things like breath underground and walk the plank without falling off the other end.

I like playing hand games and pretending I'm a carnivourous lemur even though I'm a vegetarian. I believe in nargles, and quite enjoys the occasional tea party.

My hobbies include living, dying, and not writing about me. But I'm recently taken up sewing and knitting, but they both frustrate me to another room.

I am silly, and am not really here for dating at all, and merely for those silly quizzes that overflow. I like to amuse myself by reading mail people send me, but I seldom write back, because I am overall too lazy.

I am today, tomorrow, and yesterday
What I’m doing with my life
I read like some people watch TV, I play the violin, and eat a lot of porridge. Oh, and not filling this is in a lot.
I’m really good at
Filling in these things about myself without showing anything besides an unearthly desire to not write about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have hair, two eyes, four limbs, and sometimes a head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite book is Les Miserables, obviously a translated version (though I'm not saying which one until curiousity is expressed). My favourite movie is Sweeney Todd, though I don't think they cast Turpin's bookcase very well. My favourite music is Sweeney Todd, or Wizard Rock, and definately Beethoven's Ninth. My favourite food is porridge, though I'll settle for people pie.
Six things I could never do without
1. Emilie Autumn 2. Tea 3. Tea parties (guests are optional.) 4. A nucleus, apparently. 5. The supremcy that is owls. 6. The number six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Books, characters in books, Sweeney Todd, razor, cut, kill, bleed, people pie, Sweeney, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Johanna, Lucy, Babies, porrdige, the last time I found 20c on the ground, plastic dolls, porcelain dolls, Victorian teaspoons, rape, Judge Turpin, social economy, Victorians, Emily Bronte, how Hubbards figured out that they're porridge is 10% real dried fruit, what an 'extra virgin' olive is, bloomers, pantalions, dress robes, harry potter, florean fortescue, razor, cut, bleed, spurt, kill, Monty Python, zebras, how annoyed I am at those Congos who killed 100 elephants last week, where people learn to drive trains, police, penguins, wands, wizards, alan rickman, snape, cut, throat, razor, kill. (And Lucy.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Rejoicing my social freedom by reading different books than the ones I do weekdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep with my closet door closed.
You should message me if
You really shouldn't, I'd never reply, because I'd be too scared. Unless you display picture was a furry snail or something. But that's about the okcupid regulations, so, yeah. I'll read them, but I'll never reply. SO MESSAGE ME IFF you never want a reply. Mmm, yummy.
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