45 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
I have no idea what to say to entice you, except that with me you'll find yourself engulfed in a state of pure bliss from which you may never emerge.

Ok, so much for truth in advertising. Here are some random facts:

I'm half-English, which means I'm eccentric but a gentleman.
I spent the '90s hanging around Washington DC and then bailed out for the greener pastures of The Greatest City On Earth. (uh, Ballmer, hon... allegedly...)
I'm a kinda easy-going, creative type... except in traffic. By nature I'm enthusiastic and also sarcastic as my people are from the North of England. I'm a genetic smartass, I guess.
I am good company and have an easy laugh.
People often comment on my brain and what it produces - which is kinda weird, I guess, but it's true!
I was a journalist and commercial artist for many years. Now my business card says "Strategy." But my passion is music and I have devoted a lot of time to writing, recording and performing.
I am beloved by children and animals.
I appreciate the high arts but practice the low arts.
I enjoy travel, good grammar and great beer.
I have attended a rock concert at a lesbian bar in a gorilla outfit.
What I’m doing with my life
Crazy adventures vs the quest for contentment. I am hoping to meet someone who can join me on both.
I’m really good at
making you laugh. At some point, you will do a spit take. That's just how it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
Good teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My two favorite books are "First Love" by Turgenev and "Collected Stories" by Graham Greene. I like Hunter S Thompson and Ralph Steadman. I like books about music & art. I just returned to fiction after a long absence... I was an English major so, yaknow, got kinda burnt out on the classics...

I like movies in general, especially on the big screen, and will watch most anything. I favor off-beat movies from Terry Gilliam, Coen Brothers, Kiewslowski, Jean-Pierre Jeunet. I like the US edit of The Professional better than the French version.

I have a real love-hate thing going with the TV. TV is brain candy, and shows lose their flavor just like gum. But I enjoy comedy and I like documentaries, especially nature docs. Did you see Spencer Wells' "The Journey of Man: A Genetic Odyssey?"

I'm a musician, so I love many kinds of music (and am maddeningly intolerant of others). Live music is best! Also, living in Bmo after DC means luxuriating in free-format radio... WTMD, WPFW, WRNR, WBJC... If you have not discovered WKHS (90.5), from Kent County Hugh School, you are missing out.
The six things I could never do without
five senses and a sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
from the neurotic to the sublime... The fate of the world and how inhumane humans can be. Tax deductions. What the cat is thinking. Cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk and in jail... uh, I mean, visiting my elderly aunt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My life has been pretty wild ride so far, and I'm laughing about it (most of the time). But I'm ready for something else.
You should message me if
You want to hang out and see what happens. I have my flaws but I have a good job, my own car and I don't live in my mom's basement. How can you resist?