I don't anything to seriously, or I take everything seriously, which is kind of the same thing.
Body Type is Fit-ish--good DNA, bad self-discipline. Facial hair length is a random variable with an exponential distribution, as shaving events are best described by a Poisson process with a seasonally-varying lambda--in case you care about that kind of thing, which I obviously don't.
Applying Maxwell's Equations.
Far away lands I've been to:
→ Kauai Hawaii, Alaska
Cool career things I've done:
∙ Modeled neural implant signals to control prosthetic limbs
∙ Patented completely useless nanotechnology
∙ Designed radar that detects Kim Jong-Un, al-Zawahiri, Les Stroud and Shamu
I really like hiking, skiing, photography and most anything outdoors (expect boats), but I'm only competent, not an expert. Also driving--that is fun, especially RWD manual transmission cars or 4x4s off-road.
» Pulp Fiction, Avatar, Princess Bride, Empire Strikes Back
» Sopranos, Lost (gotten worse with time), TED Talks, Breaking Bad (gets better with time), and Mormon, of course
» ♫ Beatles ♫, Beck, Beastie Boys, BB King, biggie, Blondie, Bob Dylan
» tenderloin (rare), salmon (raw), oysters, ice cream, sweet potato, spicy Thai food, wine, stinky cheese, beer & gin cocktails that don't contain vermouth
1) slip Hilter some Molly
2) make out with a Neanderthal
3) cock block my great-grandfather
4) give machine guns to the Incas
5) collect trilobites for my fish tank
6) take a holographic video in the year 2552 (after the robot takeover of the Earth) and show it to Isaac Asimov on his death bed
you think you are smarter than me (there's a very good chance you aren't)