30 La Puente, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Anthony, which is what most of my friends call me.

I spend a lot of time writing. I write articles, stories, and jokes. That means spending time with me is like having a personal stand up comedian. I love thinking of jokes and getting people to laugh, and am thankfully pretty good at it.

I can take things seriously too of course. Right now I'm working hard to cut out a career in comedy, writing, or some similar creative outlet.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing (mostly humor, sci-fi, and music articles).
Working nights as a store manager until that writing thing pays off.

When I get a chance to relax, I'm reading non-fiction books, watching random TV shows, playing video games, or catching some Clippers basketball.
I’m really good at
Playing Mario Kart.
Remembering song lyrics, TV quotes...Well, I have a very good memory basically.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, because I am likely telling some joke or anecdote, and then my smile, because I'm laughing at my own joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a soft spot for great fiction writers like C.S. Lewis, Douglas Adams, John Steinbeck, and John Swartzwelder, but these days I love reading non fiction.

The most recent book I've read was "NeuroTribes: The Legacy of Autism and the Future of Neurodiversity" by Steve Silberman.

I don't watch a ton of movies anymore (my netflix queue is mostly tv shows and documentaries) but I always love a good thriller or action movie.

My favorite music is whatever you show me. I love hearing new music.
My own favorite bands are pretty eclectic: Rage Against the Machine, Tupac, Pink Floyd, Mega Ran, Koji Kondo, Motown classics, J. Cole, Kendrick Lamar, Two Door Cinema Club, Trail of Dead, etc etc

I should also mention video games. I'll just say I like the Nintendo games and the weird games. Killer 7, Shadow of the Colossus, House of the Dead Overkill, Mortal Kombat, but also Animal Crossing, Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. ...and Earthbound is the greatest.
The six things I could never do without
1. Science, and the technology that comes from it. (Seriously, I doubt I could last one day in an era or locale without central heating and refrigerators. How humanity survived long enough to invent these things is beyond me.)
2. A pencil and paper
3. Reason and logic
4. Video Games
5. Friends and Family
6. Down time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I need to write, and things I want to write.
Whichever book I'm reading.
How funny the joke I just thought of is.
Who will win the next Lucha Underground?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends if our schedules finally line up.
If not that, I'm probably at home singing along to music really loudly while writing and/or doing homework

Or I'm stuck at work again, which is sadly, much more likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a secret millionaire. Be quiet about it.
You should message me if
You want to find out if I can make you laugh.
You want to have a great conversation about books, music, tv shows, video games, or the general political climate?