This should do the trick. Here’s my tumblr:
And maybe some day I'll gain the absurd ability to type about myself for great lengths but until that time comes all I've really got is an over abundance of knowledge on elephants and an insatiable hunger for hashbrowns. If you have any questions pertaining to those two things, feel free to ask.
Movies: Man on the Moon, A Clockwork Orange, Wristcutters, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Amélie
Shows: Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, Orange is the New Black
Music: The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, Belle and Sebastian, Marcy Playground, Radiohead, Cage the Elephant, Elliot Smith,
Food: Don't even get me started on food... Ham. Ham is all you need to know.
Two shoelaces tied together
Used chewing gum
A copy of Highlights magazine
Two dozen wool sweaters
And a fully functioning magic wand signed by Gene Hackman