[insert cheesy quote here] by [insert well-known author here - suggestions: Oscar Wilde]
I can change a light bulb (not very fast, though).
Favorite hobby: breathing (it's nice that I get to mix pleasure with... living)
Favorite movies: Fight Club, American Beauty, American History X, The Prestige, What we do in the shadows, every Jim Carrey movie, La Vita e Bella, Scott Pilgrim versus The World, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 12 Angry Men, It's a Wonderful Life etc.
TV Shows: Arrested Development, Wilfred, Seinfeld, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Veep, Broad City, Louie, Impractical Jokers...
Favorite music: The Cat Empire, Wheatus, System of a Down, Die Antwoord, Red Hot Chilli Peppers... and the list goes on (and on, and on, and on)
2. My heart
3. My liver
4. My kidneys
5. My lungs
6. My underwear
(maybe not in this particular order)
(I'll get back on this one)
Nope... still no improvement there...
- I would also really like to meet someone that doesn't take life and, more importantly, herself too seriously...