36 Saint Kilda, Australia
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My self-summary
Lets be honest, it's not the positive things that attract us to people, but whether or not we can put up with their bad attributes.

So this is what I'm not good at.

I can't fix things and I electrocute myself when I change a light bulb. I can't put things together; my IKEA cabinet looks like Homer Simpson built it and I have to watch TV with my head tilted to the side. I'm not rich but not poor enough so that you can claim our date as charity work. All my best lines I've stolen from other people and pretend they're my own.

I'm terrible with directions and always get lost. I'm early everywhere I go, so early that by the time you turn up I've had enough and want to leave. I did once steal a lolly from a child, but to be fair the kid was being a little shit and deserved it.

The other day I was walking to the shop to buy a redskin and I tripped on a banana peel, I thought that only happened in cartoons. I went home and still haven't eaten my redskin.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just finished a Masters and will hopefully start a Phd next year, I bought a house last year a well so I'm enjoying not having to wear pants.
I’m really good at
Not wearing pants.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not wearing pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love going to the theatre but don't do it enough, I enjoy going to see movies by myself. Addicted to This American Life, reading books that I don't understand.