31Oakland Gardens, United States
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My self-summary
Professional funny man and amateur tennis player seeks alter ego to take over the world. Possess ability to stay positive in a negative situation and talk my way out of awkward silences. How does that sound? Like a dating resume?

I live my life by a simple code. Karma is real. I always take the high road and treat others how I want to be treated. Good things happen to those who do positive things, for the rest, Karma remembers.

I'm an analyst by heart and by career. I tend to spend a lot of time planning for the future and making schedules. I don't make impulsive decisions and try to predict all possible outcomes.

I do foster cats from time to time for Petco and pick up other injured animals I occasionally stumble across. I've had everything from birds, to butterflies, to bats at one point or another. If you aren't an animal lover, stay way. I've wrestled a bear once and the bear won. That last part isn't true, just making sure you are paying attention.

Other interesting facts about me: I cook, I clean, I live on my own, and I'm not afraid of commitment. If you've gotten this far in my profile, why not send me a message?

I am Entertaining, Out There, and Considerate
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a network operations specialist for a major cable company. I'm one of the few people that actually likes their job.
I’m really good at
Making you think about things in ways you may not have considered.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(A) Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, The Millionare Next Door.
(B) The greatest movie ever sold, Crash, Inception.
(C) Rock, Rap, Metal, Dance, Trance, Techno
(D) Sushi, various other food.
Six things I could never do without
Car, Cell Phone, Internet, Sleep, Daylight, Food....not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making the right choices at the right time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Bills need paying am I right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got 400 likes on facebook for photochopping a picture of a goat.
You should message me if
I can't tell who clicks "like" on my profile, so send me a simple "hi" and I promise I'll reply :).
The two of us