One of my goals is to author a crossword puzzle and then get it published in a major American newspaper. Another is to learn swing dancing. A third is to learn to write about myself in something better than stilted, unimaginative prose.
I am content, adventuresome, and curious
With the alpaca money I will retire to my garage laboratory and invent a new kind of hybrid SUV that runs on pure love and hubris.
Above the mantelpiece in my library at Chateau Raia will be a portrait of me in a rabbit hole in front of a road sign announcing the city limits of Albuquerque.
b) Blade Runner, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast at Tiffany's, V is For Vendetta.
c) The theme from "Mr. Belvedere," Johnny Cash, Muse, Neil Diamond, "Puttin' On The Ritz" (any artist,) "Weird Al" Yankovic.
d) Indian, Italian