29 Birmingham, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Unemployable alcoholic who struggles with addiction but has amazing fashion sense. Just kidding. I have awful fashion sense.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full time creative writer which means I'm rarely awake before 10am. I have a load of different projects on at once and it can be difficult to remember most of my client's names. Apart from that I spend most of my time researching the things I'm interested in. I'm a psychology obsessive and a literature nut, and I work for a couple of websites and podcasts in the comedy and true crime genres.
I’m really good at
Pretending to be able to play guitar. Lying about playing guitar. Actually playing guitar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Clive Barker, Stephen King, Thomas Harris, Chris Carter, Lovecraft, Tad Williams, Deaver, Palanuik, serial killer biographies

Movies: Horror or comedy mostly. Silence of the Lambs, Texas Chainsaw, Halloween, Step Brothers, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Dark Knight series, Saw, anything by Chris Nolan

TV: The Office, Alan Partridge, Extras, Life's Too Short, American Horror Story, X-Files, Criminal Minds, South Park, The Mentalist, Penn & Teller's Bullshit

Music: in the words of David Brent I'm rock and roll through and through. Metallica, GNR, Motley Crue, Rob Zombie, Slayer, Skid Row. Also, Eurovision.
The six things I could never do without
Whiskey, lubricant, deck of cards, guitar, instruction manual for washing machine, Necronomicon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The difference between flammable and inflammable, terminal velocity, space, lava lamps, if you could really cash those oversized cheques people have in adverts
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. All of my close friends are "married" with "children" so Friday night sessions are a thing of the past unless someone's having a divorce party.
You should message me if
You'd like to engage in top quality banter.