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My self-summary
I'm 6'2", I wanna dance with you and I'm sophisticated fun!
I eat filet mignon, and I'm nice and young. Best believe I'm number 1!

Hi, I'm Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen... and if you got any of these references I'm sure you should message me to let me know it's real.

aren't we all here to ultimately NOT be on here? I hope so... feels like an eternity.
What I’m doing with my life
figuring out the next step.
I’m really good at
I'm easy to talk to. I'm relatively funny. I'm absolutely sure an English professor would hate how this is being written.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall, brown, and have a beard.

It's assumption, but I'm sure people don't notice things like the fact that I'm usually in a collared shirt...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just finished Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari. (I tend to read books by people I find funny or entertaining)
Comedy, superhero, action, documentary, drama, thriller... basically all genre of movie besides horror or rom-coms.
TV: basically the same as movies. I don't binge on it, and I'm slow on catching up with what people suggest, so I probably haven't seen (enter show title)
Music's hard because I basically like everything. I didn't like country, but then they all decided "let's embrace popular music"... now I'm all confuzzled about it.
PIZZA. Honorable mentions to Italian, Mexican, Thai, Indian, and all baked goods.

I've listed or like things on Facebook... which is public because I'm not worried about what people might see.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
A pair of low top Chucks
Water, I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next meal (if we're being real).
On a typical Friday night I am
on the verge of going out.
Sometimes the going out part actually happens... sometimes I end up drinking a stiff drink and catch up on the relaxation that didn't happen during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to ride a bike.
It's kind of embarrassing, but I don't really care.
I'm a strong swimmer; I've got that going for me.
You should message me if
25% or less of women send out the first message... this should be a different question for men like "What to expect out of message from me:"