31Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
i don't want to be on here.
you don't want to be on here.
why are we here? to reach the goal of not being on here.
I’m really good at
i'm easy to talk to, relatively funny, and i'm absolutely sure an English professor would hate how this is being written.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm tall, brown, and have a beard.

it's assumption, but I'm sure people don't notice things like the fact that I'm usually in a collared shirt...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i read books written by comedians and musicians. i'm unabashedly into star wars, power rangers, pokémon, new girl, limp bizkit, kanye west, etc.
pizza is literally something i live/die by.
Six things I could never do without
The Internet
A pair of low top Chucks
Water, I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next meal (if we're being real).
On a typical Friday night I am
on the verge of going out.
sometimes the going out part actually happens... sometimes I end up drinking a stiff drink and catch up on the relaxation that didn't happen during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to ride a bike.
It's kind of embarrassing, but I don't really care.
I'm a strong swimmer; I've got that going for me.
You should message me if
you would like. I will PROBABLY respond

What to expect out of message from me:
garbage... utter garbage. well-meaning and original, but probably not that great.
The two of us