32Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
what can i say that's not in "Details"?...
ENFP-ENFJ if Meyer-Briggs is your thing. my cat's name is Kitty Purry. i like fun runs and bad puns. dad-bod & body positive. feminist. ally. possibly an alien.

figure i'd mention this: i don't like sports. i will tolerate a Rangers game, but that's about it.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm going on 5 years at a 9-5 monday-friday job... so i'm getting fidgety.
I’m really good at
talking to anyone about anything. cooking and food prep (so if you cook, i can help!). high kicks.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm tall, brown, and have a beard.

it's assumption, but I'm sure people don't notice things like the fact that I'm usually in a collared shirt...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i read books written by comedians and musicians. i'm unabashedly into star wars, pro wrestling, power rangers, pokémon, new girl, limp bizkit, kanye west, fiona apple, and the list could go on.
pizza is literally something i live/die by.
Six things I could never do without
The Internet
A pair of low top Chucks
Water, I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next meal (if we're being real).
i also think "i wanna go to this cool thing with someone who also wants to make out"... but alas, i'm here.
On a typical Friday night I am
on the verge of going out.
sometimes the going out part actually happens... sometimes I end up drinking a stiff drink and catch up on the relaxation that didn't happen during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to ride a bike.
It's kind of embarrassing, but I don't really care.
I'm a strong swimmer; I've got that going for me.
You should message me if
you would like. I will PROBABLY respond

if i "like" you, i've probably looked at your profile prior.

What to expect out of message from me:
well-meaning and original, but probably not that great on the content end.
The two of us