28 Sacramento, United States
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My self-summary
I've been described as April Ludgate. Several times, by different people. That is self summary enough.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm enjoying my life as much as I can. I am working most of the time, I love my job though. When I'm not working I try to spend as much time as I can with the four coolest kids I know.

P.S. if you wanted to know they are my nieces and nephews
I’m really good at
bossing people around, I do it so well I get paid to do it(no I will not be your Dom, stop asking). I'm really good at making Mexican food, cuddling, making out, bringing all my groceries into my home at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes, My hair(it's not a weave), my odd sense of humor. How the girl can't help it...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter/ Fiction

Inglorious Bastards/Hot Fuzz/X-Men series

House of Cards/Game of Thrones/True Blood/ Newsroom /Parks & Rec/ Big Bang/ How I Met Your Mother/ The Blacklist/ Ink Master/ Bravo/ esquire network(it's not just for boys!) 90's to early 2000's sitcoms/ anything with Louis CK/ Vice (Shane smith is sexy)

Interpol(if you sound like Paul Banks I am puddy in your hands) Muse/Adele/Black Keys/ Arctic Monkeys/ Arcade Fire/ Minus the Bear/Placebo/ Lana del Rey/ Robyn/ Sia/ Two Door Cinema Club/ White Lies/ Enanitos Verdes/ Cafe Tacuba/ Mana/ Jaguares/ Fabulousos Cadillacs/ you get the picture right?

Mexican/Italian/Chinese NO CHEESE, I said it! No Cheese!
The six things I could never do without
My Bed, and My family. All else is just icing on the cake. I can do without Bullshit. I don't need any of that crap I'm my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How time moves by so slowly when you wish you were somewhere else.

Going on vacation, or going to Disneyland. Call me a dork but I fucking love Disneyland.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, alone, because I'm single. I know, it baffles me too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My name isn't Ramona.

Most non-private thing is that I don't date republicans or conservatives. No religious nuts either. Especially not televangelist.
You should message me if
You know the difference between "Fill" "Fell" and "Feel" and yes I'm serious. At this point knowing when to use "their" "there" and "they're" is equivilant to Rocket Science!

I need a date for Dapper Day...

P.S. Not interested in random hook ups or FWB. Or anyone who identifies themselves as "420 friendly" or does any kind of drugs.