rand0msnark
30 Dunedin, New Zealand
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My self-summary
this self summary is a lie
What I’m doing with my life
my best
I’m really good at
holding my liquor
not like drinking it, just standing there awkwardly while holding it
The first things people usually notice about me
my credit history
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: the library of babel has a great selection

Movies: I like spinal tap but I see it less as a mockumentary and more as a surgical instructional video I found at a garage sale.

TV Shows: my little pony friendship is magic

Music: I've been really into indie mumblecore rap lately

Food: popcorn, poptarts, papaya, bubblewrap
The six things I could never do without
1. oxygen
2. water
3. nitrogen
4. trace elements (2% or less)
5. processed on machinery that also processes tree nuts
6. wait what were we doing again
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the status of yarn bombs under the geneva convention
On a typical Friday night I am
humming rebecca black songs and wishing I wasn't
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
some of this is actually true
You should message me if
you are over seven feet tall
I swipe left on small humans

Oh also I go without checking this for weeks at a time. Sorry! It's not you, it's me.

...Having just signed in again after a long hiatus, I feel a need to further emphasise that point. Apparently I messaged like 5 people last time who then replied - for three of them I don't remember what I was talking about, and the other two have deleted their accounts. So. Uh. Manage expectations accordingly.
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