37 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
I'm an encourageable shitheel with a heart of gold, a handful of eyes and an arse forged in satan's jaffle iron.

I like most people, like to travel. I have been to England, Ireland, Spain , Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Switzerland, Vietnam, Bali, Hong Kong, Japan, Amsterdam.

I would never refer to myself as a Connoisseur/aficionado/discerning individual.

I love sussing out Cinema Nova whenever I can and I lament the passing of Polyesta bookstore. At least there's Minotaur (it's something right?)

I'm not a movie "nerd", but I have a decent library and like to geek out with others who like the same stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring new places, eating new things, patting cute animals, sometimes eating the ones that are kinda cute but not cute enough to have as a pet.

Also considering whether I should get back into study and then what to study. Possibly teaching English overseas.

Trying out great food places or at least trying to find them in Melbourne.
I’m really good at
Assembling furniture, finding a bargain online, solving problems, retaining semi-useful factoids.
The first things people usually notice about me
-I'm older than I look
-I'm terrible at driving a getaway car
-I have a hard time expressing myself in the third person
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Charlie Brooker ramblings, Voltaire, Huxley, Brett E. Ellis, Hunter S Thompson, Orwell, Burroughs, assorted reference books - really just a mixed bag of stuff.

MOVIES: Big Man Japan, Brain Damage, Fletch, Frankenhooker, From Beyond, Dredd, Invasion of the body snatchers, In the Mouth of madness,Metropolis, Robocop, Slither, Strange Days, Super Troopers, They Live, Waking Life, , Waynes world, Wet Hot American Summer & Zombeavers.

TV: Batsu Games, Black Books, Chappelle's Show, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, , Father Ted, Iron Chef, Strangers with Candy, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The IT crowd, Kids in the Hall, The League of Gentlemen, Ugly Americans, The Burn with Jeff Ross, Key and Peele, Man to Man with Dean Learner, Metalocalypse, Monkey Dust, Peepshow, The Wire, Workaholics ect...

MUSIC: Alice in Chains, Aretha Franklin, A Tribe Called Quest, Biz Markie, Blind Melon, Bloodhound Gang, Cypress Hill, Deftones, Del the funky homosapian, Dethklok, De La Soul, Digital Underground, Faith No More, Led Zepplin, Linkin Park, Janis Joplin, Mad Season, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Primus, Ray Charles, REM, Senser, Slint, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, System of a Down, Tool, Veruca Salt some drum'n'bass
The six things I could never do without
Meat (real/fake - don't care)
Google maps
Sugar Free Caffeinated softdrinks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next move is. Where will the future take me? Movies I own I haven't watched. Books I own that I haven't read.
On a typical Friday night I am
Selling ass or hauling it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a terrible dancer - not exactly private but not incriminating either.
You should message me if
-your house is on fire.
-you found the madballs figurine I lost in the 80's