33Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
I don't know what to put here, and I love talking about myself. Weird.
What I’m doing with my life
In the office on the weekdays and cracking all wise like at night.
I’m really good at
Being humble. I'm also awesome at a bunch of other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
It sounds shallow but my shoes (I like awesome shoes) or the fact that I make dumb faces in 90% of the pictures people take of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: biographies, autobiographies, or fiction. I love to read.

Movies: Sleepwalk With Me, True Romance, Predestination, Tombstone, A Nightmare On Elm Street. I like horror movies, comedies, and movies with a twist.

Shows: Community, The Walking Dead, Thumbs Up with David Choe, Impractical Jokers, The Green Room, Louie, Shameless, American Horror Story, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, ( more to come ).

Music: yesterday I listened to: The Pixies, Jay Z, Atmosphere, Moldy Peaches, The New-FO's, The Mountain Goats, and Slayer. My taste are varied is all im saying.

Food: Most Asian varieties, anything with jalapeno. Always looking to try new stuff.
Six things I could never do without
The degenerates I call my friends
Fingernails ( Technically I could but that would probably creep people out)
My phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to make the most mundane things funny. Also because of this site, what is short term dating?
On a typical Friday night I am
telling jokes on a stage or drinking while people watching. If I'm not doing one of those two things, I'm probably at home catching up on netflix, or trying for the millionth time to paint a self portrait.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know, I'm not a private person. If you are wondering what age I lost my virginity, what my favorite color is, or the secret word of the day just ask.

*For those that are shy, today's trivia answers are at the bottom of the profile.
You should message me if
The answers aren't really here, just message me.
The two of us