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My self-summary
The picture of me on the Segway:

It's supposed to be funny.
I'm not ghetto (I'm not racist either; keep moving if you are).
About 30 seconds after that pic was taken I got my leg caught under it and royally screwed up my knee.
The irony that I was unable to walk and had to ride a Segway back to the car (in complete agony) was not lost on me.

About my dog:

My dog is awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
I run an independent verification and background security investigation firm that works primarily for NASA. We verify "space tourists" and dismiss those unable to make the trip due to financial, health or security reasons. It's called "Astro-Not."

I'm kidding. I'm actually the world's worst gigolo. 300 for cuddling, 500 for snuggling. End of list.
I’m really good at
Humility. I'm the most humble person I've ever met.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shoulders, chest, butt, arms or eyes. Unless I have my dog. Then nobody notices me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If we get all our information on each other from our profiles what are we going to talk about? Isn't it better to learn about a person from them than from a cold list on a website? Yes. But you don't care.

Ok I'm going to do this in a weird order.

My favorite food is meat, usually with peppers and cheese and some sort of bread. I am not a vegetarian. I have dated them. I have no problems with them, so long as they keep the judgment to themselves. I'm definitely a carnivore, and love spicy food.

Yeah I'm going to have to finish the rest later. So just imagine I wrote everything awesome down for the rest.
Six things I could never do without
Desire for a seventh thing.

I'm serious. Wanting something more than one has and seeking it is not a path toward Eastern enlightenment, but it is a path toward bettering oneself. I want to be a better me. Every new day, one step better. It could be a baby step or a gigantic leap, but so long as I'm improving and hungry for that next goal, that's what I can't live without. Passion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics. Dogs. My dog. My flaws. How to be a better me. Travel. The future. History as we know it versus the actual past. Science. Art.
On a typical Friday night I am
Driving west to make the night last longer as I cross time zones.

Usually I'm at home, semi-drunk and doing push-ups while my corgi licks my face. Then I write. I write best while drunk and pumped, so, yeah.
You should message me if
You consider yourself extraordinary in st least one way.

I'm not looking for love btw. I'm looking for friendships first. I never know how long I'll be in the current location that I'm in as I love to travel and try on new ways to live in new places. I suppose I'm looking for a home in my own heart, or something that makes me feel at home, but not tied down to only one place.
The two of us