33 Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
The picture of me on the Segway:

It's supposed to be funny.
I'm not ghetto (I'm not racist either; keep moving if you are).
About 30 seconds after that pic was taken I got my leg caught under it and royally screwed up my knee.
The irony that I was unable to walk and had to ride a Segway back to the car (in complete agony) was not lost on me.

About my dog:

My dog is awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
I run an independent verification and background security investigation firm that works primarily for NASA. We verify "space tourists" and dismiss those unable to make the trip due to financial, health or security reasons. It's called "Astro-Not."

I'm kidding. I'm actually the world's worst gigolo. 300 for cuddling, 500 for snuggling. End of list.
I’m really good at
Humility. I'm the most humble person I've ever met.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shoulders, chest, butt, arms or eyes. Unless I have my dog. Then nobody notices me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If we get all our information on each other from our profiles what are we going to talk about? Isn't it better to learn about a person from them than from a cold list on a website?
The six things I could never do without
Desire for a seventh thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Driving west to make the night last longer as I cross time zones.