It's supposed to be funny.
I'm not ghetto (I'm not racist either; keep moving if you are).
About 30 seconds after that pic was taken I got my leg caught under it and royally screwed up my knee.
The irony that I was unable to walk and had to ride a Segway back to the car (in complete agony) was not lost on me.
About my dog:
My dog is awesome.
I'm kidding. I'm actually the world's worst gigolo. 300 for cuddling, 500 for snuggling. End of list.
Ok I'm going to do this in a weird order.
My favorite food is meat, usually with peppers and cheese and some sort of bread. I am not a vegetarian. I have dated them. I have no problems with them, so long as they keep the judgment to themselves. I'm definitely a carnivore, and love spicy food.
Yeah I'm going to have to finish the rest later. So just imagine I wrote everything awesome down for the rest.
I'm serious. Wanting something more than one has and seeking it is not a path toward Eastern enlightenment, but it is a path toward bettering oneself. I want to be a better me. Every new day, one step better. It could be a baby step or a gigantic leap, but so long as I'm improving and hungry for that next goal, that's what I can't live without. Passion.
Usually I'm at home, semi-drunk and doing push-ups while my corgi licks my face. Then I write. I write best while drunk and pumped, so, yeah.
I'm not looking for love btw. I'm looking for friendships first. I never know how long I'll be in the current location that I'm in as I love to travel and try on new ways to live in new places. I suppose I'm looking for a home in my own heart, or something that makes me feel at home, but not tied down to only one place.