It's supposed to be funny.
I'm not ghetto (I'm not racist either; keep moving if you are).
About 30 seconds after that pic was taken I got my leg caught under it and royally screwed up my knee.
The irony that I was unable to walk and had to ride a Segway back to the car (in complete agony) was not lost on me.
About my dog:
My dog is awesome.
I'm kidding. I'm actually the world's worst gigolo. 300 for cuddling, 500 for snuggling. End of list.