To put it out there right away: I'm happily married -- my husband and I are looking for a female third to share some fun times with. Now, you will probably stop reading. Totally understandable. (We get that unicorns are called that for a reason.) BUT: we are exceptionally awesome.
Side note: also open to couples. (We also date separately but that's not what this profile is for!)
We're smart, interesting, and excellent communicators. Still here? Much appreciated! Read below to find out more.
We have work folks we don't want to bump into on here, but are happy to send more photos and a link to his profile a wee bit down the road.
He's a professional who spends way too much time at work, but also just finished writing a novel. It's got chases and monsters in it!
Him: He told me to write that he's kind of a silly person, which is true. But not so sexy for an online profile. I'm going to go with "his hot bod." True story.
- Young Fathers
- Beyonce (how can you not?)
- my yoga mix
- Coldwar Kids
- Battlestar Gallactica
- Star Trek TNG
- MC Chris
- anything on TLC (Really? The "Learning" Channel?)
- Zombie movies
3. Love. (Awwww.)
4. Progressive politics. Conservatives need not apply. But we probably lost you a ways back anyway.
6. Your awesomeness. (Nudge, nudge. Still here?!)
You're in an open relationship/poly/non-monogamous/whatever you want to call it.
You're single and interested in making new connections.
You're a quirky, sexy and smart woman.