randrew
51 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I'm plotting to take over the world. I haven't figured out how to do that yet, but I will eventually come up with an ingenious plan that guarantees me world domination.

In the meantime, I'm looking for an assistant to help me with my nefarious plans. And to give me neck rubs. Ideally an ethical slut.

I am nefarious, evil, and arrogant
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting to hit the lottery. Playing darts. Singing karaoke.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I really don't know. Perhaps my glasses or some such.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Beyond basics like food, water, a place to sleep, etc.: My comics, the internet, cable tv, my guitars, good books, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Comic books. Sex. Taking over the world. Sex. polyamory
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to take over the world while watching TV. Or plotting to take over the world while singing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a better karaoke singer than I care to admit.
You should message me if
If you believe everything I've just written. Or if you like to share kisses on the beach.
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