35 Salem, United States
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My self-summary
pretty hard to summarize the greatest story ever told .

I really dislike writing on here I'm a people person more one on one. Its to easy to sound like "THAT GUY" on here. Then you have to message people without sounding brain dead or like a creeper. I've probably looked at your page and wanted to say "HI"! But didn't because I was to shy and didn't want to sound like I was brain dead, or like a perv.
If you feel the same just say hi I under stand. Now some of you ladies have no shame and are very creative little perverts.. I love it keep em cumming!!
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Salem looking for some new friends.. someone to make some questionable decisions with.
Taking care of my son, and putting one foot in front of the other and live a happy stress free life.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh, cooking you the best meal you've ever had,
Turning a bad time into a great story the next day!
I try and be my best at everything I do!
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor!
And my soup coolers!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No dub step!!
Walking dead
East bound and down
My little pony
To much to add
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Truthfully SEX , and where I'm going to travel to next! And how can I make more money then I know what to do with!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either being a dad or making people laugh!
just moved to Salem so looking for stuff to get into!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like riff raff
You should message me if
If you like pina coladas , and getting caught in the rain , if you're not into yoga , if you have half a brain . if you like making love at midnight ,in the dunes of the Cape . you're the love that I've looked for , come with me and escape .
Please tell me you have a sense Of humor and get this!!