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My self-summary
Ok, before you start imagining that this might work out, I have to make something absolutely clear: if you like family guy, there's just no way this can work. I'm sorry, it's not you, it's your sense of humour.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:

Step right up boys and girls and feast your eyes on the spectacular spandecular rocktabular rathereasy. Part Canadian, part computer programmer and 100% out of this world you will not be disappointed by his awesome feats of living a normal life and being able to pull off a lotus position. Yes sir, we had to send a dog sled team to the coldest mountains of Quebec to get this fine specimen, losing two of our best men in the voyage. But it was worth it so that you, dear spectators, would be able to tell your grand children about this oddity of the new world.
What I’m doing with my life
Recovering from a bout of severe Aibohphobia.
I’m really good at
Not taking things seriously, except for satire.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I speak English kind of funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
30 Rock
Fight Club
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Anything with meat, pasta (or rice) and yogurt.
Six things I could never do without
Swing dancing
Rock climbing
Bread pudding
Correcting people who mispronounce my name
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting a fight club, but instead of fighting we'd spend our time listening to Justin Bieber songs.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I see dead people.
The two of us