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My self-summary
This profile is a work in process, bear with me here. Here's some rando facts: I'm enthusiastic about life and like trying new things. I love things that are different and out of the ordinary. I'm a big fan of surrealism and counter culture, but I don't take myself too seriously. I love goofing off and having fun. I'm also a giant music nerd, so there's that. I dig a wide variety of music, but my heart is with Electronic Industrial.
What I’m doing with my life
I live in Charm City itself, specifically in Hampden. I slogged at various call centers for about 3 years before my great escape. I'm now working a good job troubleshooting office databases and networking systems at a publishing company. Basically, my job is nice, but I like my time out of work better. I'm currently into trying to launch my goofy EBM ideas into a project, as well as playing the bass and teaching myself percussion.
I’m really good at
Music and all things music related. Unintentionally memorizing random facts and context/pop culture references. I've been told I'm funny, but that's a filthy rumor. I am pretty good at making myself laugh though.


The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud, I have no fear of doing stupid dances in public, and I wear black 99% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's some authors I enjoy: William S. Burroughs, William Gibson, Edgar Allen Poe, Frank Herbert, Neal Stephenson, Anne Rice, Philip K. Dick, Michael Crichton

Film directors I love: Guy Ritchie, Orson Welles, John Waters, David Lynch, I've also memorized the Rocky Horror Picture Show and am working on Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Shows: Burn Notice, Frasier, The Sopranos, Warehouse 13, Bored to Death, House, Breaking Bad, Maron, Twin Peaks, Bob's Burgers, The Wire

Music (There's a lot, I'll attempt to keep this brief): Laibach, Front 242, Lou Reed, The Sisters of Mercy, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, The Clash, Voltaire, Einstürzende Neubauten, Twisted Sister, And One, Skinny Puppy, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Devo, any project En Esch is involved in, MC5, D.A.F., Elastica, Scissor Sisters, Bauhaus, Sturm Café...there's a lot more. If you're down to swap tunes, definitely hit me up!

Food: I really do love all food, except mushrooms. Honestly, the more ethnic the food, the better.
Six things I could never do without
1. music
2. my goofy-ass friends
3. fun
4. having time to devote to my passions
5. being loud (it's not always a choice...)
6. humor and fun (I know I cheated and that's 7)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music (random facts about bands and constantly having a song stuck in my head), what's funny in almost any situation
On a typical Friday night I am
I like going out and having fun, usually alcohol-related, but it's not a requirement. Hanging with Friends, sticking it to the man, man
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
God, really? Ok, well, I know I'm a bit self-conscious, but I usually come around. I usually need a minute to sack-up, but I've always come through for myself so far.
You should message me if
If you have a healthy sense of humor. If you're down for whatever. If you think we'd have a good time together. Don't need to think about it too much, if you want to, go for it. Also, I'm a Myers-Briggs personality type: ESTP, so if that does anything for ya ;)
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