Jokes aside, I’m secretly a hopeless romantic masquerading as a macho alpha male who truly believes that passionate love is very much like a shooting star— a spectacular shimmering moment of light in the heavens, yet a fleeting glimpse of eternity.
Like most people in the city, I am just a simple yet complicated ambitious guy with big dreams trying to balance the fine line between working hard enough to be rewarded in life and working so hard that I don’t enjoy the life I’ve earned.
While this depiction may be somewhat accurate, I will NOT give you free drugs. Stop asking.
-If you’re not dead to at least one person, you’re not living right.
-Most hot girls will never know if they are actually interesting or not.
-Money can’t buy happiness but it solves 95% of the problems that make you unhappy.
Let me put this another way. Do you want the mysterious, exciting guy who’s stimulating and challenges you, or do you want a predictable stable guy who goes to jury duty and shops at the Gap? The decision is yours.
6) Gamma aminobutyric acid
That's right. You heard me.
Also, please don’t contact me if you think fellatio is a Shakespearean protagonist or if your personality is comprised of 50% the last movie you watched and 50% of the last episode of "Desperate Housewives."