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My self-summary
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I'm awesome... no, seriously, They say I am. They say I'm about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.

BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist.

...now how many guys can say THAT!
What I’m doing with my life
So I'm tired of the typical Florida club scene and being asked if I have blow... guess I'm looking for someone who can break the mold.

I've always had a gift of making the worst of things look their best. I love to do THAT! I also love money, fame, wealth, and power, and loving the chance of changing people's lives. So I started my own business, as well as got involved with Hollywood movies.

I get to work when I want to work, work from home as well as from a "job" location. It's a rough life, but hey, that bank I'm rolling in ain't gonna spend itself.
I’m really good at
Hearing my alarm clock and believing that it's a sound in my dream and therefore I don't actually have to wake up.

Putting pictures on facebook that DON'T involve taking a picture of myself in a mirror or with my shirt off.

Being a DORK!

Finding someone who is just a big of a DORK as I am.



Makeup sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm one handsome ass motha f*cker...then they learn how incredibly modest I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OK way to much to name so I'll just go top favorites...

Books: Dianetics (Yeah, I told you I was a DORK), The Secret, How Successful People Think, Life Mastery

Movies: Dark Knight Rises (I was in that one), Twin Flames (Not out yet, but I wrote the script and am negotiating terms with big Hollywood Producers), Seven, Saw, Freddy Vs. Jason

Music: (Don't laugh) Metal or Epic Orchestra (Ok, laugh, you already know I'm a DORK)

Food: Chinese.....all the way!
The six things I could never do without
My phone (or appointment book in a mini computer)

I do carry an inebulizer with me. You know, that little "flashy thing" from Men in Black to erase people's memories. I use it on myself after bad dates.

The key people in my life that are always loyal and there with me.

Chinese Food

And a sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How probably the greatest harm done by vast wealth is the harm that we of moderate means do ourselves when we let the vices of envy and hatred enter deep into our own natures.

...and knock knock jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading to the blind

Walking old ladies across the street

Curing cancer

Eating more than Michael Phelps

Building orphanages for puppies that can't bark

Staying humble and not trying to impress you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I once popped some tags, with only $20 in my pocket. I was on the hunt and looking for a come up. So it was F**king awesome!
You should message me if
You can contribute more to a conversation then "lol"