I'm awesome... no, seriously, They say I am. They say I'm about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist.
...now how many guys can say THAT!
I've always had a gift of making the worst of things look their best. I love to do THAT! I also love money, fame, wealth, and power, and loving the chance of changing people's lives. So I started my own business, as well as got involved with Hollywood movies.
I get to work when I want to work, work from home as well as from a "job" location. It's a rough life, but hey, that bank I'm rolling in ain't gonna spend itself.
Putting pictures on facebook that DON'T involve taking a picture of myself in a mirror or with my shirt off.
Being a DORK!
Finding someone who is just a big of a DORK as I am.
Books: Dianetics (Yeah, I told you I was a DORK), The Secret, How Successful People Think, Life Mastery
Movies: Dark Knight Rises (I was in that one), Twin Flames (Not out yet, but I wrote the script and am negotiating terms with big Hollywood Producers), Seven, Saw, Freddy Vs. Jason
Music: (Don't laugh) Metal or Epic Orchestra (Ok, laugh, you already know I'm a DORK)
Food: Chinese.....all the way!
I do carry an inebulizer with me. You know, that little "flashy thing" from Men in Black to erase people's memories. I use it on myself after bad dates.
The key people in my life that are always loyal and there with me.
And a sense of humor
...and knock knock jokes
Walking old ladies across the street
Eating more than Michael Phelps
Building orphanages for puppies that can't bark
Staying humble and not trying to impress you