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My self-summary
I enjoy long walks on the beach and dismantling patriarchy.

This year I bought books at such a rate that they were taller than me by February and I had to calculate my reading speed in inches per day. John Waters would definitely fuck me.

A bit like a cross between Niles Crane and the Dread Pirate Roberts.
What I’m doing with my life
I don't really have a job - it's more of a profitable hobby. Like Hugh Grant in About A Boy, but without the floppy hair.

In my copious free time, I ballroom dance and sail. Want to join me?
I’m really good at
Getting kicked out of casinos for counting cards, fleeing civil wars in Africa, accidentally staying up talking to people until dawn, DIY wearable electronics, filthy words in beautiful copperplate, the multiple uses of knotting rope, using the phrase "info superhighway" in interviews with the BBC, perfecting hollandaise sauce, revolutionary knitting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Authors: Iain Banks, Octavia Butler, David Foster Wallace, Lois McMaster Bujold.

Directors: Nadine Labaki, Marjane Satrapi.

Food: making is better than eating (and is one of the best ways to show your affection for a friend or lover) - particular favourites are risotto, crème brûlée, and eggs Florentine. I cook an incongruously incredible steak.

Six things I could never do without
Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether the opposite of "the opposite of a great truth is also a great truth" is also a great truth. (Too Bohring?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think that society has made a mess of every single aspect of sexuality.
You should message me if
يمكن أن تعلمني اللغة العربية ؟

Ladies and gentlefolk of a non-binary persuasion, it is 2016 and I am so bored of the "who messages first" sexist bullshit. Please just message me if you fancy me or think you might.

Gentlemen: hello to you too; I'm fine, thank you; my weekend was good, thank you. Proceed at your leisure.
The two of us