This year I bought books at such a rate that they were taller than me by February and I had to calculate my reading speed in inches per day. John Waters would definitely fuck me.
A bit like a cross between Niles Crane and the Dread Pirate Roberts.
In my copious free time, I ballroom dance and sail. Want to join me?
Authors: Iain Banks, Octavia Butler, David Foster Wallace, Lois McMaster Bujold.
Directors: Nadine Labaki, Marjane Satrapi.
Food: making is better than eating (and is one of the best ways to show your affection for a friend or lover) - particular favourites are risotto, crème brûlée, and eggs Florentine. I cook an incongruously incredible steak.
Ladies and gentlefolk of a non-binary persuasion, it is 2016 and I am so bored of the "who messages first" sexist bullshit. Please just message me if you fancy me or think you might.
Gentlemen: hello to you too; I'm fine, thank you; my weekend was good, thank you. Proceed at your leisure.