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My self-summary
despite my youthful good looks, i'm not getting any younger, so i'm not a big fan of time wasting. i like to think i'm a comedic genius; i'll make you laugh whether you want to or not...even if i'm just sitting there! i'm the cutest thing since baby tennis shoes and puppies were invented! oh...and i'm pretty close to being perfect! (as far as i can tell, anyway!)
what I'm looking for: I would really really really love to find someone who doesn't suck! (the older I get, the more this non-sucky person seems to be a bit of a bigfoot or a loch ness monster type deal...you THINK you saw them, but hmmm...probably a figment of your ridiculously silly imagination!) and regarding the parenthetical phrase preceding this sentence...I like really girly girls; not really in search of a non-sucky person who actually LOOKS like bigfoot or the loch ness monster! I'm not saying if you're not girly, then you look like a sasquatch...I'm just saying I'm not really interested in girls who don't look like girls and separately, i'm not interested in girls who look like a sasquatch, be it a feminine sasquatch or otherwise.

I am charming, intelligent, and totallly rad
What I’m doing with my life
I'm living it...I think.
I’m really good at
a little bit of everything...jill of all trades, master of most.
The first things people usually notice about me
i don't know...maybe my pleasingly chiseled bone structure. thanks mom!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
lets go with clan of the cave bear, the witching hour, million little pieces and any good dictionary,among others.
too many to name...i love a good scary movie or a thriller where i find myself surprised by the ending.
i'm against the slaying of defenseless vegetables, so most everything i eat had the opportunity to run away at some point. and i love kid food...i.e. pizza, spaghettios, corndogs & bologna sandwiches.
Six things I could never do without
*my computer
*my phone
*the uni-ball vision elite
*toys (for kids OR adults)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...why i spend so much time thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
...being awesome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the first concert i ever attended was new kids on the block. (try not to be jealous)
You should message me if
you are cute, fun, intelligent, creative and you enjoy good conversation. AND if you're not a total douche canoe!
for real, no douche canoes!! no douche canoe captains, co-captains, first mates, deck swabbers, etc...i'm serious!
The two of us