I'll let you guess which of those are correct. I know, it's a tough choice.
What do you want to know about me? I live in an agricultural area, and have cats and a dog. Previously had rabbits, chickens, ducks, and a rooster named Matt Damon. I'm a football fanatic (Raiders and Bruins!) I drink beer on the weekends. I catch crabs on the pier (not a euphemism, most of the time.)
Movies - Big Lebowski, Memento, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Get Him to the Greek, Boondock Saints, Usual Suspects, Team America, Die Hard, Hangover, Batman Begins/Dark Knight. In no particular order.
TV - Breaking Bad, The League, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Mad Men, Walking Dead. The basics.
Music - I'm easy. My current kick is stuff like Pretty Light, GRiZ, STS9. I often find myself listening to Cake, Jack White, Steely Dan, DJ Quik.. I'll venture into rap, reggae, dubstep - throw me a genre and I'll listen to it. Except for bluegrass, not my cup of tea.
2) Friends and Family. Obviously.
3) The lack of seasons in southern Caliornia.
5) A nearby beach
7) Good music
My semi-serious answer would be that my knowledge (and interest) about football can be ridiculous at times. I follow the sport year-round, and I keep up with basically every team in the NFL. To say I'm a football fan would an extreme understatement. I could sit and watch the NFL Network for a week straight if I had a mind to.
I'll even give you an out: if you can't think of anything good to message, just tell me that my face is stupid. I'll totally get it.