30Ventura, United States
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My self-summary
Former talk show host, undercover cop, trapeze performer, male stripper, fancy cake decorator, and horse wrangler living in Ventura. True story.

I'll let you guess which of those are correct.

It's rare that I find someone that I can't get along with. If I were a superhero, I'd be Empathy Man. I stick to what I know, but if someone I trust gives me an adventure to go on, or something to do that I'm not familiar with, you know I'm in.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the little things, while staying on track with my career. I love my job, but I make sure not to let it consume me. Decompression is super important - I'm not the type to bring work home with me.

Speaking of which, I work for a low voltage company in sales design. I try to tell myself it's way more interesting than it sounds.

I'm a pretty giant nerd. I play video games, I watch comic book movies, I argue with people about football. I listen to a comedy D&D podcast despite never playing a game of it in my life.

However I make an effort to get outside too. Hiking is my jam - let's go hit a trail.
I’m really good at
Taking the logical approach. Laughing at inappropriate times. Cooking (but cleaning dishes be damned). Making lists. Camping. I'm good at getting sunburnt, too.. It's one of my favorites.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can talk to anybody. I'm not the most outgoing person you'll ever meet, but I can hold a conversation with just about anyone.

Physically I have no clue - I had a 3 year old tell me I had beautiful eyes. I think she was just trying to get me to buy her ice cream.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Recent books have been Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Off to be the Wizard, Gone Girl, The Strain series, Ready Player One. Currently reading through Pirate Utopia.

Movies - Big Lebowski, Memento, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Blazing Saddles, Usual Suspects, Gangs of New York, and basically any Marvel movie. No particular order.

Shows - I don't get around to watching a ton of TV shows. But I'm regularly rewatching episodes of The Office, Parks & Rec, Archer, It's Always Sunny, and Futurama. I'm working my way through Black Mirror and Better Call Saul currently.

Music - I'm easy. I listen to a little bit of everything. Jack White, Kendrick Lamar, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Rage Against the Machine, RJD2, and Audioslave are some of my absolute favorites.

Games - I play on Xbox, mostly Rocket League and Overwatch. I can't seem to pull myself away from them.
Six things I could never do without
1) Phone (I blame it on work!)
2) Friends and Family. Obviously.
3) The lack of seasons in southern Caliornia.
4) Profanity
5) Hikes and beaches
6) Car
7) Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My overwhelmingly burdensome masculinity!
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a beer, cooking, and playing some darts. Otherwise I like doing whatever the day dictates. Sometimes I'm hitting a brewery, sometimes I'm taking my nephew bowling. Occasionally it's just Netflix at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read this many times as the most Pirate thing I'm willing to admit. AARRRRR!

My semi-serious answer would be that my knowledge (and interest) about football can be ridiculous at times. I follow the sport year-round, and I keep up with basically every team in the NFL. To say I'm a football fan would an extreme understatement. I could sit and watch the NFL Network for a week straight if I had a mind to.
You should message me if
If you are a reasonable human being and found something in common in my profile. Having a face is usually a big plus in my book.

I'll even give you an out: if you can't think of anything good to message, just tell me that my face is stupid. I'll totally get it.
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