41Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm good luck. Whenever I'm around people win money, their cancer goes into remission, and unsavory encounters turn into lucrative business deals.

I dig life, am almost never bored, and will waggle my booty to ANYTHING with a beat.
What I’m doing with my life
ridin' it like a stallion.
I’m really good at
getting lost, fart jokes, finding the sweet spots, and dressing up fancy when the occasion warrants it.
The first things people usually notice about me
a slightly bewildered look that turns to steely determination in .03 seconds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: henry miller, joseph campbell, anais nin, on the road, geek love, David and Amy Sedaris,, and exciting tales of the san francisco gold rush.

film: Harold and Maude, L.A. story, Triplets of Belleville, El Topo, The Iron Giant, Stranger than fiction, Bubba Ho Tep, Elling, Boogie nights, Before Sunrise, Me you and Everyone we know.

foods: I have never met one I didn't like, and I'll be fucked if I ever go on a diet.

music: Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson, Jeff Buckley, George Michael, Sly and FAmily Stone, Os Mutantes, Bee Gees
Six things I could never do without
My pilot precise P700 gel-roller pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That strange place where comedy and tragedy intersect
On a typical Friday night I am
making foot with friends. I mean food! Sometimes I shoot videos, or draw comics. I've also been known to haunt the occasional open mic comedy night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My privates are highly classified except under oath.
You should message me if
You're fun, down to earth and can laugh at yourself. If not, I might be tempted to laugh at you and that could just be embarrassing for a first date. Sarcasm is okay, but nothing gets me dryer between the legs than cynicism. Especially about love. I mean, haven't we all been tossed and turned and bruised up a bit in this whole love and romance adventure? Isn't it all the more reason to ease up on yourself and other motherf**kers? Hard to do, but I have mad respect for those who can do it.

I'm also partial to a nice set of buns.
The two of us