realpj
45Reading, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm a laid-back, open-minded, adventurous, honest guy.. I'm a professional musician (blues/punk/rock).. and a performance poet..

I'm passionate, sensual & tactile, and my back-rub-fu is strong..

I adore cute fat girls! I used to be a chef and I still love to cook for my girl..

I'm a kink-positive guy! think silk scarf - not chains.. I'm naturally assertive/dom, but not in a creepy way.. I look white although I'm partly mixed race..

I've lived in different countries, and enjoyed it.. Hablo Espagnol y soy Professor d'Ingles (TEFL). Now I'm back in Blighty I've revived my music teaching business and handyman work...

I am an unconventional bloke..
What I’m doing with my life
self employed musician / teacher, handyman / gardener, writer / sub-editor..
creating art: songs, poems & videos (including space documentaries)
reviewing movies, music and games..
I’m really good at
I sing, write songs, perform, play guitar..
I speak Spanish..
Fixing things..
Cooking..
Back & foot-rubs..
Science!

Having odd adventures - some big some small...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall 6'2"
I'm loud (not AS loud as I used to be, but still)
I like to dance
People think I'm this super macho dude - ahahaha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC:
SO MUCH! Blues, Punk and Rock particularly.. I'm into Pixies, Foo Fighters, John Lee Hooker, James Brown, Nina Simone, Joni Mitchell, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, Bob Marley, BB King, Nirvana, Beethoven, Gogol Bordello, S.O.A.D, R.A.T.M, Q.O.T.S.A., Tom Waits, Muse, Talvin Singh, Oasis, Blur, Radiohead, MoTown & Atlantic Soul Classics, Blackalicious, Jurassic 5, The Clash, The Jam, Madness, Florence & the Machine, Alt-J, London Grammar, Lianne La Havas..

MOVIES:
- Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Dark Shadows, Hellboy..
- Bugsy, Road to Perdition, Godfather I & II..
- Anchorman, Coen Bros movies.. Guardians of the Galaxy, Ant-Man..

TV:
Threw it away years ago, and then they went and put TV online.. Doctor Who (11th ftw), Torchwood, Family Guy, South Park, Dexter, TrueBlood, GoT, Rick & Morty..

BOOKS:
I'm a compulsive reader, Books are my kryptonite! :D
The Illuminatus! Trilogy - Robert Anton Wilson,
Biting The Sun - Tanith Lee,
Animal Farm, 1984, Homage to Catalonia - Orwell,
The Hobbit, LoTR, Smith of Wootton Major - Tolkien,
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman,
Earthsea and most anything else by Ursula K. Le Guin,
The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins,
Tricks of the Mind - Derren Brown,
The Tau of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff
T'au te Ching - L'ao Tzu
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
The Men Who Stare at Goats - Jon Ronson
The Best Democracy Money Can Buy - Greg Palast
also Dunsanian / Lovecraftian mythos stuff..

COMICS / GRAPHIC NOVELS:
Hellboy - Mike Mignola
Sin City - Mark Millar
The Invisibles - Grant Morrison
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Watchmen - Alan Moore
Finder - Carla Speed McNeil
Sandman - Neil Gaimain
Lucifer - Mike Carey
100 Bullets - Brian Azzarello
The Walking Dead - Robert Kirkman

WEBCOMICS:
Girl Genius
Oglaf
Kill Six Billion Demons
Sword Interval

FOOD:
I like! I'm a great cook! :)
Six things I could never do without
Besides Fodder, Flax, Fire and Frig?
(From the Norse - food, clothing/shelter, fire & someone to love.)

Dreams
A guitar
A radio
An mp3 player
A stereo
A decent pair of walking boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space! How to conquer the universe, Pinky! ;P

Also, finding the ruins of Atlantis!
... it's most likely in the Bahamas or the Azores... Sweet!
On a typical Friday night I am
What is this "typical"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been told that I have a "firm hand" and that apparently is a good thing! ;P

Not really private - I like big butts and I cannot lie! Bootylicious = awesome! :)

I'm a bit of a feeder, but I don't take it too seriously..
Someone asked me to explain, but it got waaaaaay too long -
Tl,dr; I was thrown out of the League of Sinister Feeders for offering my gf fruit as part of breakfast!
(joke: there is no LSF ... at least I don't think so)
If you want to know more, just msg me..
You should message me if
If you're a cute, pretty, curvy, fat chick - and you're happy that way... :)
No dieters please!

You don't have to be a rocket scientist but I like to spend time with a girl who can hold a conversation... Are you cheeky? geeky? Also good!

If you're a feedee that's great! :D

If you're passionate about music that's a big plus!..

I love girls with long, tumbling, dark or red/auburn hair.. Or a cute bob / bangs ;)

I have a thing for girls with glasses too..

Kinky is good too! :)

If you're polyamorous and/or bi that's cool, and possibly a plus.
If you're monogamous, that's cool too.

If any of my strangeness rings a bell in you.

Imagine we met in a pub. We'd be able to see one another's faces, and bodies - dressed, of course. Please to have photo equivalent. Ta! No, half your face behind a mask, or a giant close up of one eye doesn't count. ;p
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