I'm not sure what I want from this site, but whatever I do end up getting out of it I hope it's genuine. Foremost I want friendship. Friendship is fundamental in any relationship, regardless of it's title. Humor is also important and sarcasm is mandatory.
What do I like in a partner? In men I like tall and I like beards. Being funny and being able to joke around is a must. I want someone reliable who is laid back and is as interested in staying in as they are going out. Have a passion. Have a spiritual life. Be confident, especially in your ability to handle a confident woman. I don't want to hear how pretty I am. I want to hear the truth and I want someone who can take the truth.
Books: Orwell, Palahniuk, Bradbury, CS Lewis, Augusten Burroughs, Stephen King, Tolkin, Plato and Aristotle, Charles Bukowski.
Movies: I love horror and gore.
Brick, Adaptation, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, Superbad, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused, both Bill and Ted's, The Princess Bride, Dumbo, Animal House, Little Miss Sunshine, The Jerk, Reservoir Dogs, A Mighty Wind, Guys and Dolls, Austin Powers, A Bear Named Winnie, Tropic Thunder, Airheads, 21 Grans, The Constant Gardener, Pie, Requiem For a Dream, Natural Born Killers, The Blues Brothers, Idiocracy From Dusk Till Dawn, Annie Hall, The Master, World War Z, all the Hannibal films, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Ninth Gate, Citadel, Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, Memento, Zoolander, The Breakfast Club, Say Anything, The Clerks 1 and 2, Chasing Amy, Clueless, Farris Bullers Day Off, Cry Baby, Carrie, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, The Graduate, and anything Wes Anderson any thing classic (b/w)
Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Community, South Park, House, My Name is Earl, 30 Rock, The Simpsons, Freaks and Geeks, The Office, Futurama, Modern Family, Dexter, American Horror Story, The Tudors, Top Gear, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Lillyhammer, Whose Line is it anyway?, Three's Company, Firefly, Lie To Me, Malcolm in the Middle, Discovery Channel, BBC, TLC, Food Network, Travel Channel
Music: Miike Snow, The Shins, Madeon, Interpol, Dr. Dog, Muse, Chromeo, Blondie, The Mars Volta, Ben Folds, The Greatful Dead, Calvin Harris, The Black Keys, The Decemberists, Little Dragon, Eric Clapton, The Killers, RATATAT, Andrew Bird, Spoon, Cake, The Eeels, David Bowie, Beck, Gorillaz, Modest Mouse, Beats Antique, The Beatles (all classic rock) rockabilly, swing, electro, old punk, classic country, indie.... this could go on for a while...
I can jam to all sorts of music but I have to admit country and rap put a bad taste in my mouth.
Food: sweets and beats, coffee, honey butter, bacon, spinach dip, those chinese fried sesame dessert balls, green tea, ice cream, english breakfast tea, baja blast mt. dew, dehydrated fruits and veggies, anything from my juicer, honey buns, french fries, green tea mochi, almond milk, hummus, pho, filet mignon, nutella. Mexican, tapas, Vietnamese, Indian, Middle Eastern, Japanese, Ethiopian, Thai, Korean
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
IT'S FRIDAY, I'M IN LOVE!