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My self-summary
You see, there was a guy that once told me something. I can't for the life of me remember what he said, but it certainly changed everything.

Another guy, I think it was the brother of the first guy, told me a story about a Princess. This Princess was forced to marry a Prince. Except, the Prince was sick with the Dark Plague, but no one knew it at the time. A little while after the two of them marry and take their rightful place as rulers, they had two sons, born years a part from one another. The Princess, now the Queen, was struck down by the Dark Plague, spread by her husband, the King. The children didn't fare any better. The Dark Plague consumed the First Born, until he was left but a shell of a man. And the same fate was to befall on the Second Child, but he fought back. And for the longest time, he had failed, until one day, a Guardian Fairy appeared and shone light on the Second Child.

It didn't cure the Dark Plague, but it did keep it at bay. Now, the Second Child wanders the Kingdom in search for a cure. What he had found instead was that everyone was infected with the Dark Plague. But he still searches on...
What I’m doing with my life
The world ended years ago, and all I'm trying to do is put it all back to gether. But I can't get the fucking nails out.
I’m really good at
Finding things. and Pirating. I've turned downloading torrents into a goddamn art form.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm real and not the hallucination of some fevered dream.

But if you're reading this, and already assuming I'm real (which, lets be honest, isn't actually a given) then my eyes. I don't exactly know what it is about them that draws so much attention, but I like them and that's all that matters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (including Graphic Novels/Comics): Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Watchmen, Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, The Filth, Batman RIP, Batman and Robin, Sandman, Invincible Iron Man, Deadpool, X-23: Target X, X-Force, Batman Inc., Joe The Barbarian, Wonder Woman, Batman: Return of Bruce Wayne, and probably some others that I'm forgetting. Mostly, I'll read anything by Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, and Brian K. Vaughn. Other writers I like are Gail Simone, Matt Fraction, Christopher Yost, Craig Kyle, Scott Snyder, Brian Azzarello, and Kieth Giffen. I need to read more from Jonathan Hickman but what i read from his comic "Transhuman" was rather funny and interesting. Also, Godbody by Theodore Sturgeon is probably the single greatest piece of fiction I've ever read. I strive to be as good as Strugeon, hell, I'd even settle for being half the writer he is. Junot Diaz is another writer I have much respect for.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Beauty and the Beast, Inception, Layer Cake, Casino Royale (2006), Rocknrolla, The Dark Knight, Mutant Girls Squad. I'm usually open to watching any kind of movie.

Music: Tool, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Metric, Flyleaf, Michelle Branch, Death From Above 1979, Chase & Status, Jean Grae, Red Hot Chili Pepers, My Chemical Romance, Vanessa Carlton, Staind, Metric, and more. Mostly into the "rock" genre, but not limited to it. Also, started to get into Tom Waits.

TV Shows: Once Upon A Time, Suburgatory, Arrow, Alphas, Dexter, Weeds, Burn Notice, Futurama, Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries, Better Off Ted, True Blood, No-e-in, Lie To Me, The Good Guys, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Desperate Housewives, Bewitched, The IT Crowd, Black Books, Doctor Who, Dollhouse, The OC, Gilmore Girls, Alias, The Venture Bros., Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Moral Orel, 12 oz Mouse, The X-Tacles, Archer, Community, Modern Family, Children's Hospital, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica (re-imagined series).

Video Games: Batman: Arkham Asylum, Assassin's Creed, Deus Ex, Portal, Half Life, Half Life 2, Final Fantasy 6, Tales of Symphonia, Chrono Trigger, the Legend of Zelda Series, American Mcgee's Alice, Fallout 3, and probably some others that I can't remember at the moment. I like to either play games I can play and beat quickly, or ones that I lose myself in for hours and hours on end.
Six things I could never do without
1) computer.
2) Internet.
3) cell phone.
4) cookies.
5) Batman.
6) Grant Morrison.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Universe. How things are connected. How technology works. and why people do the things they do. The effects stories have on people and why people are attracted to certain kinds of stories.

A more recent obsession of mine is sexology. If you don't know what that is, then listen to the Sex Nerd Sandra podcast. It's surprisingly intense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Contemplating my own existence, whether or not we're all just characters in a Comic Book and if our actions are really our own, or the result of some sadistic, douchebag writer who tortures us to sell more comics. Because the masses want blood whether it makes sense or not.

Or reading a Grant Morrison comic, which is basically the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've turned my love of porn into an academic study. Seriously, I'm in the process of conducting experiments on some friends to see the effect (if any) internet porn has on real life sexual behaviors.
You should message me if
You've realized the world around you is falling apart and it's completely out of your control to fix and all you wanna do is say "fuck it, i'm gonna get some cookies."

Or if you want to edit my grammar.
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