26Shoreham, United States
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My self-summary
Hello there. Welcome to my profile. Here is where I attempt to sell myself for the low, low price of eternal companionship. Right then, let's begin.

Cliched opening line such as "down to earth" and "go with the flow" that don't really mean anything.
List of words with positive connotations that can be used to describe me.
List of things I have done once and can therefore say I enjoy but don't plan on doing anytime in the near future.
Other things that don't fit into previous categories but should be included to impress you.

I could write all of the pretty things in the world, but it doesn't really mean as much as a conversation. Generic facts about me can't really capture who I am, and don't really serve much more than talking points, so I feel the only way to truly know me is to actually talk to me. I know that sounds pretentious, but it's how I feel about this section. So if you actually want to know about me, bring on them messages.

Update: currently away from last term at school, so in person meetings is out unless you feel like traveling. Still open to internet interaction, maybe we can plan something for when I return, or just chat it up.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing a school and pretending to be a doctor. Turn your head and cough.
I’m really good at
Baking. I'll make you fat. You'll love me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Can't really tell you, I'm not a mind reader.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies/shows: mostly animated stuff because I am a child. Also a bit of the action and adventure/fantasy stuff. If a nerd would like it, I probably do.

Music: partial to rock and metal. Not a fan of rap and country. Everything else is hit or miss.

Food: meat. Sorry vegetarians. Not really.
Six things I could never do without
water, food, shelter, electricity, a soul, and potentially you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why isn't chicken pox a pox virus?
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
You should message me if
if you think your pun game is better than mine (it isn't)
if you think you're pretty darn great, because you probably are
if you just want to. This is probably the best reason.
If I viewed your profile and didn't message you, I probably saw something I liked but I couldn't think of something clever enough to get your attention, so if you also see something you like (preferably me), do send one over. A simple hello is fine for me.
The two of us