redblarg
26Shoreham, United States
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My self-summary
Oh god. Writing. My worst nemesis. Right, here goes. My name is Bryan. I enjoy generic human things. Food, video games, enslaving others, etc. I don't get out much (as you can tell my luscious alabaster skin tone) but perhaps you'd could change that. I make too many jokes for my own good. I use a lot of one liners in conversation and people think I'm joking, but I'm not. You'll see if you decide to message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Full disclosure: doing the school stuff away from home. Like...way away. So currently it'll be a bit of long distance. Kept my home address for here because I'd prefer someone from home.
I’m really good at
Baking. I'll make you fat. You'll love me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Can't really tell you, I'm not a mind reader.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies/shows: mostly animated stuff because I am a child. Also a bit of the action and adventure/fantasy stuff. If a nerd would like it, I probably do.

Music: partial to rock and metal. Not a fan of rap and country. Everything else is hit or miss.

Food: meat. Sorry vegetarians. Not really.
Six things I could never do without
water, food, shelter, electricity, a soul, and potentially you
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
You should message me if
if you think your pun game is better than mine (it isn't)
if you think you're pretty darn great, because you probably are
if you just want to. This is probably the best reason.
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