Keeping it short and sweet:
Me: Nerdy/geeky DC Comics fan, like to travel, hope to see the Reds play a few times this summer, explore the city. Love Chipotle, Lip Sync Battle, and going to the gym. Liberal and LGBTQ ally. Currently loving that Hi-C Ecto Cooler is back
What I'm looking for: nerd/geek, gym going, dog loving, LGBTQ ally who feels the Bern in the Cincinnati, OH area. I am not in the position to move away from this area and don't want to waste anyone's time by talking for months because of distance.
If you email me with "hi" I'm going to assume you're looking for quantity and not quality. You're emailing me for a reason, either my picture or something I wrote caught your attention, so tell me!
As far as work: I'm trying to raise money to pay taxes on my family's farm while working for an unbearable boss at a high fashion magazine during the day. I recently destroyed an entire island with specially engineered dinosaurs. If you took that last paragraph seriously then maybe my sarcasm isn't for you.
making people laugh.
I'm also a pretty good cook and according to my friends and family a good baker.
Getting friend zoned and attracting jerks
Movies: Star Wars (4-7), Deadpool, Devil Wears Prada, Talladega Nights, Sherlock Holmes, Dark Knight, The Avengers, This Is The End, 21 Jump Street, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter movies. Almost any movie with Seth Rogen and/or Jonah Hill
Shows: The Flash, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Will and Grace, Modern Family, South Park, Impractical Jokers, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, How To Get Away With Murder.
Music: Sam Smith, Billy Joel, Rascal Flatts, Imagine Dragons, Beyonce, Ray LaMontagne, Bruno Mars, and Adele. This is just the tip of the iceberg music wise
Food: Italian, Mexican, Chinese