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My self-summary
Wanted: Chubby, bearded, dog loving, liberal guy who likes to Netflix binge or museum explore. If this describes you, continue reading. Only looking for someone local to Cincinnati.

Keeping it short and sweet:

Me: Nerdy/geeky DC Comics fan, like to travel, hope to see the Reds play a few times this summer, explore the city. Love Chipotle, Lip Sync Battle, and going to the gym. Liberal and LGBTQ ally. Currently loving that Hi-C Ecto Cooler is back

What I'm looking for: nerd/geek, gym going, dog loving, LGBTQ ally who feels the Bern in the Cincinnati, OH area. I am not in the position to move away from this area and don't want to waste anyone's time by talking for months because of distance.

If you email me with "hi" I'm going to assume you're looking for quantity and not quality. You're emailing me for a reason, either my picture or something I wrote caught your attention, so tell me!
What I’m doing with my life
I recently joined a gym and have begun working out with a personal trainer. In just 8 months I have become addicted and I'm there at least 3 times a week.

As far as work: I'm trying to raise money to pay taxes on my family's farm while working for an unbearable boss at a high fashion magazine during the day. I recently destroyed an entire island with specially engineered dinosaurs. If you took that last paragraph seriously then maybe my sarcasm isn't for you.
I’m really good at
remembering random facts and song lyrics. You'll want me on your team for trivia night.

making people laugh.

I'm also a pretty good cook and according to my friends and family a good baker.

Getting friend zoned and attracting jerks
The first things people usually notice about me
my red hair or my freckles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: Harry Potter Series, Bossypants, Waiter Rant, Devil Wears Prada, The Hunger Games trilogy, match trilogy.

Movies: Star Wars (4-7), Deadpool, Devil Wears Prada, Talladega Nights, Sherlock Holmes, Dark Knight, The Avengers, This Is The End, 21 Jump Street, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter movies. Almost any movie with Seth Rogen and/or Jonah Hill

Shows: The Flash, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Will and Grace, Modern Family, South Park, Impractical Jokers, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, How To Get Away With Murder.

Music: Sam Smith, Billy Joel, Rascal Flatts, Imagine Dragons, Beyonce, Ray LaMontagne, Bruno Mars, and Adele. This is just the tip of the iceberg music wise

Food: Italian, Mexican, Chinese
Six things I could never do without
A good pair of jeans
My phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, what I would do if I won the lottery
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either out to dinner with friends or family or a quiet night in watching a movie or a comedy special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a nerd. I love all things Harry Potter, Superman, Batman.
You should message me if
You can read this and you can message me with more than "hi" or "hey". A little effort and you'll likely get a response from me. Bonus points if you know any of the three movies I referenced in my "what I'm doing with my life" paragraph.
The two of us