30Jersey City, United States
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My self-summary
I'm inspired easily and keep the best company. Most of my days revolve around weed, food, and cats but I'm looking for a reason to leave the couch, gain a pound and put down the kitty guitar. I garden every summer and produce gnarly yields but cannot keep a house plant alive. I'm also a master of the glue gun; I like turning one thing into another. Talk vegan to me and I'm yours.
I’m really good at
Making babies giggle and mean muggin' douche bag kids. Preparing raw foods and veganizing recipes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I own more cookbooks than reading books. Terry Romero is my jam (pun intended). I've also been falling down a book hole regarding transhumanism and the brain. Shit is craaaazy.

I love Christmas comedies like Home Alone and Elf but the only time I really watch movies is around the holidays. I'm more of a season of watching Parks and Rec kind of gal or the Tonight Show. Fallon slays.

I love podcasts. All types from Joe Rogan to Dan Carlin.

And music wise, I only listen to Lil Wayne.
Six things I could never do without
A bike
A good knee pillow
A heated toilet seat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am going to juggle the next week, how many snacks I can fit in my purse, and how pissed my cat is going to be that I'm coming home so late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Facetiming most people I know to catch up for the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to be a hero.
You should message me if
you're cool.

no normies.
The two of us