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My self-summary
I've got a wild energy. I work, study, smoke weed, and ride my bike. That's basically it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm all over the place.
I’m really good at
Making babies giggle and mean muggin' douche bag kids. Riding too fast on my bike for you to keep up. Underwhelming trolling. Quoting Frasier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I own more cookbooks than reading books. Terry Romero is my jam (pun intended). I've also been falling down a book hole regarding transhumanism and the brain.

I love Christmas comedies like Home Alone and Elf but the only time I really watch movies is around the holidays. Food network, Dateline, and Judge Judy are the only things I watch.

I love podcasts.
Six things I could never do without
A bike
A good knee pillow
A waterpik
A heated toilet seat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am going to juggle the next week, how many snacks I can fit in my purse, and how pissed my cat is going to be that I'm coming home so late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working! It's my Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to be a hero.
You should message me if
you're cool.

no normies.
The two of us