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My self-summary
Well hello there, it seems you’ve stumbled on to my profile. I’ll try to make it interesting.

I'm your basic nerd with wanderlust. I indulge both by being a roadie. Yes, modern roadies are nerds. Lots of electricity, math, networking and our very own jargon complete with more acronyms than I can keep track of. But I'm an odd sort of nerd. I have seen every episode of Dr. Who ever but I've never played D&D. I'm open to it if you need another player.

I have an off beat and rather dark sense of humor, little to no sense of tact, and a strong penchant for honesty.

Since we’re on the topic of honesty I should inform you that I am in an open relationship. If you don’t know how this works there is plenty of information available on the topic. If you want to hear how it works from someone with experience I’d be happy to share what I know.

I enjoy conversation as much as I enjoy sex. I seek new perspectives and enjoy providing a new perspective to others. I've been called an optimist, pessimist, realist, idealist, nihilist, and the most frustratingly level headed person in the world. All of these are true. None of these are true. Perspective is a funny thing.

I'm looking for someone honest, ridiculous, and driven.
What I’m doing with my life
Living in Austin, TX. Working in the concert industry I spend more time on the road than I do at home.

I enjoy starting/continuing/dreaming about projects. Lately it's been wood working, teaching myself HTML and CSS, knife throwing, and modifying my motorcycle.

I recently started exercising regularly for the first time since I was 16. I'm a fan. Wouldn't mind a workout buddy.

I like to build things. I'll have an idea, draw out in a CAD program, and calculate the cost of the project. I've gotten rather good at justifying tool purchases.
I’m really good at
Over analyzing, asking questions, cooking without a recipe, brewing beer, massages, finding humor in any situation, abstract problem solving, absorbing information fast and forgetting it even faster.
The first things people usually notice about me
Red hair and sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These lists could go on forever so I'll try to keep it short...
Writing: Samuel Beckett, Tom Stoppard, Vladimir Nabokov, Douglas Adams, George Orwell, Bill Bryson, Robert A. Heinlein, George R. R. Martin, House of Leaves

Music: Ween, King Crimson, Meat Puppets, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Presidents of the Unites States of America, Nirvana

Movies: Baseketball, Dogma, Spun, Fear and Loathing, Kinsey, The Hudsucker Proxy, Citizen Kane, Happiness, Cool Hand Luke, Mr. Nobody, The Martian

TV: Dr. Who, MST3K, Star Trek, Game of Thrones

Food: Indian and Ethiopian.
Six things I could never do without
Conversation, a problem I can solve, a problem that seems impossible to solve, a book, silence, sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mostly abstract things like...

Saving the world. The four universal languages are math, music, laughter, and sex. When I've finished my world saving mathematical formula for a precisely timed and coordinated singing laughing orgy I'll be sure to post it here.

And time travel. I've thought it through rather thoroughly and determined that the only socially responsible thing to do with a time machine is to go back and record all the missing episodes of Dr. Who.

Isms. There are so many isms. So many different ways to apply your choice ism. And yet when put in to practice every ism seems to have the same disasterious outcome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working of course. Thankfully my job involves attending lots of concerts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If the world ever gets pulled in to a black hole I probably helped.
You should message me if
You feel like it
You can teach me something I don't already know
I can teach you something you don't already know
The two of us