34Sarasota, United States
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My self-summary
i am a mom before anything else! I have a 11yr old a 9yr old and a 1 year old, I am not looking for a prince charming, I am not your Cinderella. I pay my own bills, I drive my own truck, I work my own job, I am not looking for some one to save me, I can save myself when need be.... If you are still reading, I promise the rest doesn't come off so bitchy lol
I am the most retarded person i know, I can have a 20 minute conversation and forget what i've been talking about, mid-sentence ive been known to forget what im saying. I walk in to a room and forget why, i laugh about things that happened forever ago, I walk in to walls, i trip up stairs, i trip on cordless phones, anything some one says i can turn it in to something dirty lmao, i speak before i think and then realize how bad it sounds lol, don't take this to mean i am stupid, i maybe the most retarded person i know but i am the smartest retarded person i know lol, i just finished my AA in Criminal Justice and working on my BS in psych , i hold myself to the highest standards if i dont who will? I can be too hard on myself and get pissed that i didnt spend enough time studying when i get a 98 lmfao. I hardly ever study, im not even sure why i spend the money on the books lmao
Ive decided my life is one big joke, im just waiting for the punch line praying to god that the punch line hasnt been given already but i failed to get it because im blonde lol

**Please note most of my pics are pre-baby number 3, but I have added 2 since having my son, they are all dated at the bottom)
I am wild, crazy, and outgoing.

My amazing daughter Hailey

My amazing daughters Char and Hailey
What I’m doing with my life
im currently a full time student, a full time mom of two amazing little girls and the cutest baby boy ever and working as a receptionist. Long term, I just finished my Criminal Jusitce degree, getting ready to start my bacholers in psychology Oct 30th 2012, get my masters in counseling at which point I plan on counseling battered woman and children, then I will only have a few years left for my PhD so why the hell not :)
I’m really good at
being a mom. My kids are my whole world and that will never change
The first things people usually notice about me
The way I carry myself, I can walk in to a place that I consider my home away from home, or it can be my first time ever walking in, when I walk in, people notice, I walk in like I own the place weather I have a group of friends with me or I am walking in solo, doesn't matter
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
anything by Lu Anne Rice
Six things I could never do without
God, my kids , my flip flops, my boots, my family, my truck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if other users pics are recent or not, when you have pics posted and it looks like you have lost or gained 50lbs please date your damn pics, I would like to know if you lost or gained weight
On a typical Friday night I am
i am hanging out with old friends making new friends or spending time with my kids
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really want to drop everything and become the next Popcorn Sutton.... Seriously if you don't know who Popcorn Sutton is, I may infact be a little to redneck for you....... do you get I'm not posting something "private" that will sure defeat the point of it being private)
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor.... test, if my profile didn't make you laugh in some way, you are probably lacking a sense of humor. Also, If you have no plans for your future, yet know exactly what you will do in the case of a zombie apocalypse, don't bother messaging me,(I'm rethinking this after the "zombie" attack in Miami lol) and do not bother messaging me if you are just looking for sex. Or if you don't know who Popcorn Sutton is lol and this shouldn't have to be said, but if your resume includes your arrest record please don't bother or if your display name includes "420"
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