38 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Offensive like Tet.
What I’m doing with my life
Staying golden.
I’m really good at
I can eat 50 eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I had to guess, I'd say that it's probably my luxurious and flowing beard. I can tell by the way people (men and women) look at it that they want to stroke it and run their fingers through it...or maybe I just have food stuck in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorites lists are a very weak indicator of what kind of person someone is. That said, here is a short list of some of my favorites, enjoy!

Authors: Cormac McCarthy, Stephen Ambrose, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Hemingway, Brett Easton Ellis

Musicians: The Black Keys, Husker Du, The Stooges, The Fugees, The Murder City Devils, Jimi Hendrix, Biggie, The Rolling Stones

Food: anything ethnic and/or spicy
The six things I could never do without
1. Beer
2. My bike
3. Books
4. Puppies
5. Old people
6. Rainbows
I spend a lot of time thinking about

I wanna put my name on it
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking your mom out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually identify as a quad-sexual, non-gendered, tyrannosexasaurus. I realize that my profile says I'm straight but I put that because OK Cupid only offers twelve orientation options and they'll only allow me to select five of them. Fuck you, shitlords.