25Millington, United States
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My self-summary
I really wish I could change my profile name on here. Half the messages I get are people asking me why I named it "realbigtoes." Extra points go to whoever can name the two band names I mashed up to get the username, though.

I tend to be very approachable, articulate, and easy to get along with. I'm pretty short and I don't care much for it. I do my best to be loyal to those I care about, properly handle the English language, stay in the loop when it comes to politics and world events, and keep my personal flaws to a minimum.

I also don't get out enough.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cashier at a big box retailer while I'm contemplating when and where to return to college. I'm working towards a career in writing and I'm currently finishing up two creepypastas as well as a sci-fi teleplay about resurrection.

And when I'm not preoccupied with that, I'm usually sleeping or engaging in some other hermit-like activity.
I’m really good at
I've been told I'm witty, but I'll let you be the judge. I'm also decent at writing. After all, I won a free coffee mug in a haiku contest a couple years ago. That counts, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my mutton chops, but I got rid of 'em. Now, probably either my long hair or how much I talk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I admit it: I don't read a whole lot. I'm not necessarily an uncultured dude, I just don't have a great attention span.

I'm pretty eclectic when it comes to movies (everything from David Lynch to Gareth Evans), but the greatest movie I've ever seen is, without a doubt, Spike Lee's Malcolm X.

When it comes to TV: Breaking Bad,The Daily Show, The Colbert Report (RIP), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sportscenter, House, DBZ, Paranoia Agent, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Daredevil, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, Preacher.

I'm not as big into music as I used to be, but: Cake, Sublime, Zombie Ghost Train, Streetlight Manifesto, Chase Long Beach, Rev. Horton Heat, Psychostick, Primus, Jonathan Coulton, Soul Coughing, Harvey Danger, Molotov, Spiderbait, Gorillaz, Great Big Sea, Metric, Beck, Eric Clapton, Bad Brains, Save Ferris, Reel Big Fish, Weezer, Toadies, System of a Down, Rage Against The Machine, Volbeat, Pavement, Pixies, The Cribs, King Diamond, Deftones, and I know I'm leaving a bunch of shit out. That's a good enough list though, right?

And I'll eat anything. At any time.
Six things I could never do without
1) Excitement
2) Transportation
3) Knowledge
4) Technology
5) A conscience
6) People to talk to/talk at/poke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing, ghostwriting, hating the St. Louis Cardinals. I read Bleacher Report religiously, so I tend to spend a ton of time wondering when they're going to update it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. But I manage to have the weekends off most of the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't like The Little Mermaid. I know that, as a 90's kid, that's akin to blasphemy, but I can't help it. Just thought it was kinda lame.
You should message me if
If you wanna strike up a conversation, if you find me attractive, if you like to gripe about how regressive America is, or if you just need somebody to bitch at. I'm really, really good at that last one.
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