MATT THOUGHTS: so many women mention the Oxford comma on here. I'm totally going to use it only SOMETIMES just to mess with those of you who are window-shopping my profile.
I'm Matt. I like to spend my free time reading my shiny new DSM-5, so push up them glasses, nerds. I'm super easy to talk to, and I barely know the meaning of the word offended. I like to drive with the top down. I like to sing along to the music, and watch people laugh at me at stoplights. I suuuck at it so it's common. I like emotion. I like empathizing. I like experiencing. I like e-words too, apparently.
QuikTrip has a home-like feel to it for me. Dat tea. I get objectified for my sexy sensitive side and not-too-strong-yet-salient vulnerability (sup ladies I'm macho as fuck). I would make a decent voice actor for a soldier character in a video game. I pop huge for lame jokes, kittens, and cute head accessories (this isn't about erections or zits).
I'll debate characters, cinematography, editing and dialogue any day. Stream of consciousness is cool. People tell me I know things and give good insight. I want to visit basically every country at this point.
According to the how-old.net thing, I look 40, so I've got that going for me, which is nice
I glanced up at the basic description under my username and it says "Man". First thing I thought of: https://youtu.be/FIwSeLldZqY?t=10
+ I do shit at a company for money that in part involves me handling the product fulfillment for a fashion brand.
+ One time, I drank too much Nyquil whilst sick and in my nyhaze wrote a bunch of profanities on the bottle because I hated the taste so much.
I'm not so good at:
Spin moves. Listening to music quietly. Staying awake. Formatting. Containing my sick flow.
Movies: "My favorite movie is books"- Tom N. Haverford
American Beauty, The Departed, The Empire Strikes Back, Collateral, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Dark Knight Trilogy. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Lord of the Rings. Aladdin. A bunch of others. I like movies where the actors aren't the only thing telling the story.
EDIT: Hahaha, I just realized I had TMNT on here. Better leave it out of respect to my younger self. You can't deny the amazingness of a little baby turtle excitedly exclaiming "RADICAL RADICAL RADICAL!"
Amazing TV Shows: 24. Battlestar Galactica. Game Of Thrones. Lost. Futurama. Louie. Community. The Office. Seinfeld. The League. Homeland. Friends. Scrubs. Parks and Recreation. Sons of Anarchy. Breaking Bad. Workaholics.
Arrested Development. The Walking Dead.
I've been known to like some real lame shit too. Pretty Little Liars anyone? At least the first two seasons. Hold me down, ladies. Also wrestling. Judge me all you want you son-a-ma guns.
Music: are you sure you're ready for this conversation (I'll go alphabetical so you don't want to die while reading)
The Black Keys
Cage the Elephant
Coheed and Cambria
The Dead Weather
Fall Out Boy
The Mars Volta
Minus the Bear
Queens of the Stone Age
Rage Against The Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
System of a Down
Thank You Scientist
Them Crooked Vultures
The White Stripes
([That's not all of it, I like a lot of shit)
I've just recently begun collection of vinyl records, and holy crap is it fun
Food: yeah i like that shit
Iced Tea, Unsweetened- Tha flava. If I find a girl who likes it as much as me, she's going to be my wife.
the internet- so connected to news, socializing, science, and dank memes
conversation- I loooove to blab
sudden break-outs into dance in inappropriate venues- Preferably poor dancing
music- I like to listen to it kinda.
friends- El Generico answer.
Emotions in general. I love to understand people below the surface.
Sexuality; most especially how to further positivity towards women's sexualities. But like as a society, and not in a creepy way. Empowerment baybeeeeeee
I believe every single person in the world has a unique superpower, and that it's either extremely mundane, or we haven't discovered how to access it yet. Like. "Oh, Dave's super power is keeping track of more than 5 tabs on a browser at once"
How to maximize my time spent awake.
The tattoo I'm going to get next.
I wanna go wander Forest Park.
My dumbest moment, proudly on display.
If you are witty. Witty = charming.
If you're a little outside the box. Dope cliché usage here, the irony isn't lost on me
If you're awesome at communicating.
If you wanna watch TV together and then maybe go hike a trail afterward.
If you like conversations, and having them.
But really idk, if you're cool and you don't steal from old people or other nefarious shit, get at me