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My self-summary
WARNING. This profile sucks, don't read it unless you want to be upset that you read it

MATT THOUGHTS: so many women mention the Oxford comma on here. I'm totally going to use it only SOMETIMES just to mess with those of you who are window-shopping my profile.

I'm Matt. I like to spend my free time reading my shiny new DSM-5, so push up them glasses, nerds. I'm super easy to talk to, and I barely know the meaning of the word offended. I like to drive with the top down. I like to sing along to the music, and watch people laugh at me at stoplights. I suuuck at it so it's common. I like emotion. I like empathizing. I like experiencing. I like e-words too, apparently.

QuikTrip has a home-like feel to it for me. Dat tea. I get objectified for my sexy sensitive side and not-too-strong-yet-salient vulnerability (sup ladies I'm macho as fuck). I would make a decent voice actor for a soldier character in a video game. I pop huge for lame jokes, kittens, and cute head accessories (this isn't about erections or zits).

I'll debate characters, cinematography, editing and dialogue any day. Stream of consciousness is cool. People tell me I know things and give good insight. I want to visit basically every country at this point.

According to the how-old.net thing, I look 40, so I've got that going for me, which is nice

I glanced up at the basic description under my username and it says "Man". First thing I thought of: https://youtu.be/FIwSeLldZqY?t=10
What I’m doing with my life
+ Working on a Bachelors of Psychology. Learning is the best. School isn't my favorite.

+ I do shit at a company for money that in part involves me handling the product fulfillment for a fashion brand.

+ One time, I drank too much Nyquil whilst sick and in my nyhaze wrote a bunch of profanities on the bottle because I hated the taste so much.
I’m really good at
Hair, embarrassingly bad dance moves, braining and doing words. Directions and navigating. (Looking back on this addition to my profile, it's probably the sexiest of the "I'm good at's")

I'm not so good at:

Spin moves. Listening to music quietly. Staying awake. Formatting. Containing my sick flow.
The first things people usually notice about me
Some guy asked me if I live in my mother's basement the other day, so I guess people first notice that I look like a failure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Newest purchase- John Dies at the End. I have Game of Thrones and a DSM-5. Also books about dreams, binge eating, and emotional intelligence. NERD

Movies: "My favorite movie is books"- Tom N. Haverford

American Beauty, The Departed, The Empire Strikes Back, Collateral, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Dark Knight Trilogy. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Lord of the Rings. Aladdin. A bunch of others. I like movies where the actors aren't the only thing telling the story.

EDIT: Hahaha, I just realized I had TMNT on here. Better leave it out of respect to my younger self. You can't deny the amazingness of a little baby turtle excitedly exclaiming "RADICAL RADICAL RADICAL!"

Amazing TV Shows: 24. Battlestar Galactica. Game Of Thrones. Lost. Futurama. Louie. Community. The Office. Seinfeld. The League. Homeland. Friends. Scrubs. Parks and Recreation. Sons of Anarchy. Breaking Bad. Workaholics.
Arrested Development. The Walking Dead.

I've been known to like some real lame shit too. Pretty Little Liars anyone? At least the first two seasons. Hold me down, ladies. Also wrestling. Judge me all you want you son-a-ma guns.

Music: are you sure you're ready for this conversation (I'll go alphabetical so you don't want to die while reading)

Andrew WK
Arcade Fire
The Black Keys
Cage the Elephant
Childish Gambino
Circa Survive
Coheed and Cambria
The Dead Weather
The Decemberists
Fall Out Boy
The Fratellis
Foo Fighters
Julian Casablancas
Kanye West
Kid Cudi
Lupe Fiasco
The Mars Volta
Minus the Bear
Nico Vega
The Offspring
Porcupine Tree
Queens of the Stone Age
Rage Against The Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Silversun Pickups
The Strokes
System of a Down
Talking Heads
Thank You Scientist
Them Crooked Vultures
The White Stripes

([That's not all of it, I like a lot of shit)

I've just recently begun collection of vinyl records, and holy crap is it fun

Food: yeah i like that shit
The six things I could never do without
In an order to be determined at a later time

Iced Tea, Unsweetened- Tha flava. If I find a girl who likes it as much as me, she's going to be my wife.

the internet- so connected to news, socializing, science, and dank memes

conversation- I loooove to blab

sudden break-outs into dance in inappropriate venues- Preferably poor dancing

music- I like to listen to it kinda.

friends- El Generico answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The wondrous intricacies of rock music and it's effect on emotions. If it's a hip hop song, the lyrical genius I'm inevitably experiencingISOUNDLIKEANASS

Emotions in general. I love to understand people below the surface.

Sexuality; most especially how to further positivity towards women's sexualities. But like as a society, and not in a creepy way. Empowerment baybeeeeeee

I believe every single person in the world has a unique superpower, and that it's either extremely mundane, or we haven't discovered how to access it yet. Like. "Oh, Dave's super power is keeping track of more than 5 tabs on a browser at once"

How to maximize my time spent awake.

The tattoo I'm going to get next.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do a lot of whatever feels good at the time. Netflix and games with the roomie (which I recently was told sounds like I'm having sex with my roommate but NOPE), out with friends in Maplewood or The Grove... whatever.

I wanna go wander Forest Park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So this one time, I was watching Lingo with a former girlfriend. The word on screen was DOING. I was baffled. "WHAT THE HELL IS DOING?" I said loudly, almost angrily. I knew that 'doing', that rhymes with 'boing', was for sure not a word. She looked over at me, and uttered with catastrophic levels of pity, "...Matt...doing. Do. Ing."

My dumbest moment, proudly on display.
You should message me if
If you're smart. Seriously, bring the right form of your with your message or we are throwing down. Okay maybe not, but I may find you less attractive if you pronounce it nuke-u-lur.

If you are witty. Witty = charming.

If you're a little outside the box. Dope cliché usage here, the irony isn't lost on me

If you're awesome at communicating.

If you wanna watch TV together and then maybe go hike a trail afterward.

If you like conversations, and having them.

But really idk, if you're cool and you don't steal from old people or other nefarious shit, get at me