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My self-summary
Triflers need not apply.

I know that people are all into talking about their personality types on here. I'll just say that I'm an Enormous Super-Fan of Pizza.

They say we are asleep
Until we fall in love...
And I'm so ready
To wake up now.
-Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

Well-behaved women rarely make history. -Laurel Ulrich Thatcher

'Neurotic, ha!' I let out a scornful laugh. 'If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.'
Buddy put his hand on mine.
'Let me fly with you.'
-Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
What I’m doing with my life
Working in special education. Not where I thought I would be 6 years ago, but it's been a lot of fun.

I try to take advantage of the rare free weekend. And by take advantage, I mean sleeping in and wearing sweatpants. I am capable of wearing real people clothes and getting out of bed to go out somewhere, but I will definitely take advantage of an opportunity for some r&r.
I’m really good at
Playing along with Jeopardy at home.
Correcting my friends' grammar.
Finding things on Google.
Talking endlessly about my job.
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh my god, look at that face. You look like my next mistake.

(I get a lot of comments on my eyes. And the fact that I'm fun-sized.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - anything by David Sedaris, Harry Potter, Things Fall Apart, Candide, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Bell Jar, Le Petit Prince, The Hunger Games

Movies - I hate slasher movies. Other than that, pretty much anything is fine

TV - 30 Rock, Community, Grey's Anatomy (more out of habit than anything else right now), Jeopardy, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Parenthood, Mythbusters, Food Network, Arrested Development, New Girl, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Friends and Boy Meets World in rerun.

Music - pretty flexible (yes, I did quote T Swizzle above)
Adding in Podcasts - Dear Hank and John, My Favorite Murder, Ask Me Another, Grown Ass Women's Coffee Club - give me suggestions for new ones!!

Food - I love trying new types of cuisine, but sometimes, nothing beats a pizza on the couch.
Six things I could never do without
Phone, especially now that I finally have a smartphone!
GPS, but I still get lost constantly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does the swipe texting on my phone think that i always want to say "subverting" instead of "something"?
Where I'll move to next
What I want to do with my life
How to not grow up
How my match % and enemy % can add up to over 100% with the same person

"Les grandes personnes ne comprennent jamais rien toutes seules, et c'est fatigant, pour les enfants, de toujours et toujours leur donner des explications."
On a typical Friday night I am
Recovering from the work week!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once I start talking to you, I'll admit to just about anything.

When I was a kid, I really wanted to break an arm or leg or have some kind of surgery. Why, I don't know. Maybe because it would give me uninterrupted time to read. Or I just wanted the attention?
You should message me if
... You know the meaning of DFTBA and/or SSDGM

Let's do a thing:
The two of us