relaxontheroof
28 Lisbon, Portugal
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My self-summary
*Still in Europe for a few months, but moving to Florida soon

Flattery will get you nowhere, but food might. Feed me and I'm yours.

American living in Italy, always looking to the next adventure. I love getting lost in new cities as well as riding through the mountains in hopes I won't see another soul for hours. Late nights dancing are fun sometimes, but quiet nights around the fire pit are still my favorite. Fitness is a big part of my life, and I hope it is for you too. I won't give up my proper Italian meals, but just know I'll be out the door early the next day to work it off :p
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to adult, but failing miserably...
I’m really good at
Im definitely good at a lot of things, but where to start...

-Rock, Paper, Scissors (33% win rate is good, right?)
-Telling inappropriate jokes while the wrong person is walking by
-Blaming the broken copy machine on the new guy at work
-Convincing people the frozen dinners I heated up were made from scratch
-Planning for the Zombie Apocalypse
-Putting on a helpless face when I'm lost

These are just a few of my many talents.
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt. Seriously, I've got some junk in the trunk (do people still say that?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Those are what you download from Amazon, right? J/k, books are awesome (stay in school, kids)
Movies - Books are better :p
Shows - Too many to list. I <3 Netflix
Music - Still too much to list (so maybe I'm a little lazy, too)
Food - Anything edible
The six things I could never do without
Peanut butter
Deodorant
My dog
Wine
Music
Afternoon naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where am I going next?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing we do every night....

Trying to take over the world.
You should message me if
You've already accepted the fact that I'm a little crazy, but my brand of crazy seems tolerable and maybe even a little fun.

But lets be honest, you're not gonna message me first anyway.
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