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My self-summary
Greetings. Thank you for visiting my profile. Please enjoy the following bunch of gobbledegook:

I am conscious, loving, and unabashedly weird.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist and Fine and Applied Arts student planning to teach. I'm learning everything I can about art, getting out into the community, fostering creativity 'nshit. Also making many things. And snyorfing over cats. And maybe cooking delicious food if I have time/energy.

I've got lots of things going on and haven't made romance a priority. I'm not pounding the pavement searching for a man. If you're awesome, let me know. I may get back to you.

I love the essay "Whatever Makes Me Feel Big" by J. Frank Dobie.

"Not all hard truths are beautiful, but beauty is truth. It incorporates love and is incorporated by love. It is the goal of all great art. Its presence everywhere makes it free to all. It is not so abstract as justice, but beauty and intellectual freedom and justice, all incorporating truth and goodness, are constant sustainers to my mind and spirit."
I’m really good at
ART, man.

And a lot of other stuff. Too much. I would like to do all of the things, please. Cooking, baking, rambling on, looking innocent while making smart-ass and sometimes lewd comments, procrastinating, making awesome things out of various less exciting things, hanging out with animals, doodling, printmaking, crocheting, bike riding, swimming, singing like I'm a starrrrr in my car, making a fool of myself on Snapchat, bargain hunting, sleeping, arranging art and also furniture, thinking too hard, getting distracted, consuming streaming media, recycling, hand building ceramics, CLAY, abstract expressionism, PAINTING, hand lettering, writing, making weird facial expressions.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Why is that sad, lonely woman laughing at the cat antlers in the middle of Target?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cold Mountain, O Brother Where Art Thou, Austin Powers, Aladdin, So I Married An Axe Murderer, The Graduate, Singin' In The Rain, 1776, White Christmas, Breakfast At Tiffanys. Star Wars IV-VI. Anchorman, Knocked Up, Superbad and Juno. WALL-E. Amelie, Atonement, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Jerk, Young Frankenstein, Away We Go, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Bridesmaids, The Descendants. Trainwreck.

Jack Johnson, Matt Costa, Cahalen David Morrison(look him up!), Led Zeppelin, Sublime, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, CAKE, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, The Doors, The Violent Femmes, Alison Krauss and Union Station, Slim Cessna's Auto Club. Duffy, Etta James, Howlin' Wolf, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie (sometimes), Zee Avi, Rogrigo y Gabriela. The Haunted Windchimes(look them up, too)!

Harry Potter, The Count of Monte Cristo, Shakespeare. Mythology, poetry, philosophy. Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series. T.S. Eliot. I'm in the middle of the Lord of the Rings trilogy but keep walking away for years at a time. Pride and Prejudice.

I'll try just about any kind of food, and love trying new flavors. Cooking makes me happy, especially new and exciting dishes! Or whatever's in the fridge that's about to turn. Most people who eat my food tell me I should be a chef. I also make really good humble pie. I was head cook in a candy store for a while so I know how to make old-timey fudge and dip caramel apples four at a time.
Six things I could never do without
I would never want to go without good people, delicious food, revelry, deep thought, ridiculously good music and love (in the universal sense).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing, why I'm doing it and what I'm going to do. Also what I've done and how I can do more things and better. The meaning of everything and nothing. Whatever art assignments I should be working on plus the myriad of other ideas that come up when I don't have time for them. What's for dinner? Life's dualities. I love bowls and blankets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica. Beer, Beards, The Buddha. What? Basically everything all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Arting or sittin' back relaxin' all cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I HAVE TRUST ISSUES so, no! Oh, wait...

I think I'm hilarious. But I've been certified by an expert, so I'm in good company.

I am inflicted with that special gift they call "procrastination" so please don't be offended by any delays in reply on my part.
You should message me if
You are reasonably sure you don't fall under the category of
ignoramus, creepy in a bad way, douchebagfuckface, way too young/elderly, or if any of
those terms offend your delicate sensibilities. I'm pretty nice.

"Chance is powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish."
The two of us