This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, and if you agree then we'll probably get along VERY well:
This video also makes me smile EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch it:
In my time off I cook, exercise, read, visit local cultural attractions, try restaurants/bars, golf, shop, watch tv/movies/internet videos and continue developing my plan for our world domination.
First that come to mind are:
Books: Catch 22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Ender's Game, How I Play Golf (by Tiger Woods), The End of Illness, Practical Paleo, Eat the Yolks, Salted, beautiful coffee table books (I have a lot of them)
Movies: The Usual Suspects, 300, O Brother Where Art Thou, Die Hard, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill, Hero, Casino Royale, Anchorman, Land of the Lost, The Other Guys, Get him to the Greek, Project X, Grumpy Old Men, Inception, Mean Girls, Dogma, The Descendants, Brewster's Millions, Kick Ass, Troy, Super Troopers, 16 Blocks, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Due Date, Tin Cup, Groundhog Day, Rocky...I know these are old but they're what comes to mind.
TV: @midnight, Curb, Louis, Archer, Always Sunny, Tosh, The Walking Dead, Planet Earth, Life, Ken Burns documentaries, The Golf Channel, HBO, The History Channel, Discovery Channel, ESPN, Colbert, South Park, PBS, Repo Games, Inside the NFL, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Jeff Ross Roasts America
Music: Jack Johnson, Bill Withers, Miles Davis, Sublime, Eminem's non furious music, Kanye, Kid Cudi, B.o.B., Shwayze, Dr. Dre, DJ Quik, Tupac, Jurassic 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Rachmaninov, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, The Soggy Bottom Boys
Food: I'm on the paleo diet, and love it. I still eat food from any and every culture, always seeking out variety. I realize the vagueness of the following, but I enjoy meats, fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, chocolate, sorbet, hot sauces, mustards, olive oil, juice, tea, kombucha, lemonade, water, mango coconut water, red wine, tequila, whiskey, bourbon, rum, vodka, IPA's, etc...
Why doesn't this ask about favorite art?
Art: Paintings over sculptures. Impressionism is my favorite style, Van Gogh is my favorite by not very much over Monet, and I also love Salvador Dali's unique awesomeness
1) My incredible mattress/bedding/pillows
3) My electronics
4) My sunglasses
5) Golf with my brother and/or friends
-You think we'd get along
-You are kind of like Sally from Shwayze's song "Sally is a"
-You'd like me to tell you which came first, the chicken or egg
-You want to buy delicious healthy snacks, amazing personal care products or incredible marijuana infused products
-You want to go golfing or learn how to play golf, miniature or full
-You don't have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia