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My self-summary
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA -- I just picked Coventry because it's close to where my friends live. I've had stalkers on here, so don't want to use my real location.

S5 / P9 / E7 / C3 / I8 / A6 / L2

I don't talk much, or show many emotions in person -- partly because of a bit of social anxiety, and partly because I take after my quiet/stoic father. I ramble and rant a lot to my online friends and close relatives, though. It's extremely difficult for me to make friends and get close to people because most people bore or annoy me, both the normal and the abnormal ones.

I used to suffer from clinical depression and general anxiety / panic attacks. Both are under control now, due to a change of philosophy and diet. I'm an existential nihilist. I'm not liberal or conservative, religious or anti-religious. I'm an atheist that enjoys Christmas and other holidays. I especially love Halloween time.

I believe I'm asexual -- sex isn't and has never been important to me. However, I've never been close enough to anyone to know if I'm demisexual or not. I'm usually attracted to fair-skinned, fair-haired, blue-eyed men. Not a sexual attraction, I just find them the most pleasant to look at. The same way I find mustaches and beards unpleasant to look it.

Dogs and cats are an important part of my life. I have 7 rescue cats, 6 of which I've had since their birth. I also have a 50kg dog that helps me push through my social anxiety symptoms. I love to watch wild birds and squirrels eat from bird feeders, and sometimes I just sit outside and enjoy nature for several hours.

Horror films/culture and video games are another important part of my life. I grew up watching B-movies and cult classics, and rewatch many of my favorites every week. I've been playing video games since age 6, when my parents bought me an NES with SMB, Duck Hunt, and LOZ. I also have a fondness for claw machines, ufo catchers, carnival and ticket redemption games.

I would like to find a best friend -- someone completely emotionally compatible with me, though I know the chances of that are slim. I'm not interested in talking to married, poly, divorced, or men that already have children.
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting, while trying to get my proverbial shit together.

I'm a not-very-good freelance website/graphic designer, wanting to switch to a pet-related career.
I’m really good at
Awkward, unnerving silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unkempt appearance / usually covered in copious amounts of cat and dog hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I prefer horror and/or fantasy, as far as fiction goes -- but I read more non-fiction nowadays.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Green Mile, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe

I'll watch any genre, except sappy romance. I love all types of horror and b-movies, except most Asian horrors. I also like most MCU films.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, The Goonies, The Naked Gun, The NeverEnding Story

TV Shows:
I'm more picky about tv series. I like a lot of old comedy and horror/sci-fi shows.
South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Father Ted, The Twilight Zone, Ash vs Evil Dead

George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield

I don't watch new anime anymore. I'm a former weeaboo.
The Slayers, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

I mostly watch video game, horror, and tech stuff. I also listen to ASMR videos. They help me calm down and prevent panic attacks at night.
Cinemassacre, boogie2988, ashens, Jim Sterling

I like a bit of everything, but prefer 80's music, 90's grunge rock, and oldies. I couldn't live without 50's/60's Motown and Doo-wop.
Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Buddy Holly, Alice in Chains, Frankie Valli, Dion DiMucci, Sam Cooke, Roy Orbison, Billy Joel

Mostly stuff low in sugar and carbs.
Meat, Collards, Dark Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green

Video Games:
I'll play almost any single-player game once, but prefer RPGs and story-driven games. Not a fan of multiplayer games, but do like co-op with friends and Overwatch.
Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Bust a Groove 2, This War of Mine, Borderlands 2, GTA Vice City

Misc favorites: Stooge - Shemp, Marx - Groucho, Color - Crimson, Guitar Chord - B, Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill, Will Smith Song - Men in Black, Kid in the Hall - Scott, Prime Number - 383, Pokemon - Pikachu, Letter - M, Time of Day - 11:11pm, Spice - Posh, Monkee - Mike, Ninja Turtle - Donatello

I Don't Like: MOBA Games, Facebook Games, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead TV Series, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Most Cosplay, Family Guy, Most Indie Bands, Most Joss Whedon TV Series, The word ''eclectic'', :) <- That fucking smiley
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Feeling fine, and doing my best Travolta impression.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the film Alien from L.A.

I still get really excited when I hear an ice cream truck drive by.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.
You should message me if
*Must love video games. Horror film fans preferred.*

I don't browse profiles too often anymore. So, message me if you think we might get along.
The two of us