34 Coventry, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA -- I just picked Coventry because that's where one of my best friends lives. I've had stalkers on here, so don't want to use my real location.

I'm not liberal or conservative, religious or anti-religious. Am atheist but enjoy Christmas and other holidays.

Misanthrope, quiet, nihilist, lifelong video gamer, social & general anxiety disorder, crazy cat lady, dog trainer, half redneck, depression survivor, horror lover, and chaotic neutral. Soy un perdedor.

Anti - pedo, weeaboo, vegan, hipster, vegan-hipster, polyamory, promiscuity, infidelity, SJW and gamergate bullshit.

Have never dated & don't want to date. Would like to find someone completely emotionally compatible with me, though I know the chances of that are slim.

S5 / P9 / E7 / C3 / I8 / A6 / L2
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting, while trying to get my proverbial shit together.

I'm a not-very-good freelance website/graphic designer, wanting to switch to a pet-related career.

cats, dogs, video games, horror, computers, dark comedy, silly jokes, oldies, b-movies, cooking, Halloween, splatter films, grindhouse, gadgets, fishing, fantasy, graphic design, photoshop, serial killers, occult, comics, video editing, web design, technology, dancing, football / soccer, sci-fi, dolls, clowns, puppets, board games, action, wrestling, robots, cartoons, toys, action figures, collectibles, puzzles, riddles, fireworks, sketching, photo restoration, manic panic, peanuts comics, theme parks
I’m really good at
Awkward, unnerving silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unkempt appearance / usually covered in copious amounts of cat and dog hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Green Mile, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe

Movies: Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, The Naked Gun

TV Shows: South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Father Ted, The Twilight Zone

Comedians: George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield, Dara O'Briain

Anime: The Slayers, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

YouTube: Cinemassacre, boogie2988, ashens, Jim Sterling

Music: Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Buddy Holly, Alice in Chains, Frankie Valli, Dion DiMucci, Sam Cooke, Roy Orbison

Food: Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green, Peanut Butter

Video Games: Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Bust a Groove 2

Misc favorites: Stooge - Shemp, Marx - Groucho, Color - Crimson, Guitar Chord - B, Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill, Will Smith Song - Men in Black, Kid in the Hall - Scott, Prime Number - 383, Pokemon - Pikachu, Letter - M, Time of Day - 11:11pm, Spice - Posh, Ninja Turtle - Donatello
The six things I could never do without
Asthma medicine. Pets. Oldies.
Video games. My misery. A few people to bother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the film Alien from L.A.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.

I have over 1500 "Likes" on here, but can't view them, because I'm not stupid and/or desperate enough to pay for an A-list subscription.
You should message me if
*Must love video games. Horror film fans preferred.*

I don't browse profiles too often anymore. So, message me if you think we might get along.