34 Coventry, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA -- I just picked Coventry because that's where one of my best friends lives. I had stalkers on here years ago, so don't want to use my real location.

I'm not a liberal or a conservative, religious or anti-religious. Am atheist but enjoy Christmas and other holidays.

Misanthrope, quiet, existential nihilist, lifelong video gamer, crazy cat lady, wannabe dog trainer, greedy capitalist, jealous cow, semi-sociopath, usually silly, half crazy redneck, horror lover, and chaotic neutral.

I'm anti : pedo, weeaboo, vegan, hipster, vegan-hipster, polyamory, promiscuity, infidelity, SJW and gamergate bullshit.

Been fighting social anxiety since I was a kid, and depression for seven years. Some days I feel like a movie star - others, I need to (and do) shut out the entire world. I would like to travel eventually, everywhere. Either by myself or with a companion.

Have never dated / don't want to date. Would like to find someone completely emotionally compatible with me, though I know the chances of that are slim.

Also looking to make a few more good friends that I can talk to online, and game with. Gender, race, etc doesn't matter. I get along best with hermits, loners, schizos, schizoids, outcasts, and fellow misanthropes.

Strength 5 / Perception 9 / Endurance 7 / Charisma 3 / Intelligence 8 / Agility 6 / Luck 2
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting, while trying to get my proverbial shit together.

I'm a not-very-good freelance website/graphic designer, wanting to switch to a pet-related career.

cats, dogs, video games, horror, computers, dark comedy, silly jokes, oldies, b-movies, cooking, Halloween, splatter films, grindhouse, gadgets, fishing, fantasy, graphic design, photoshop, serial killers, occult, comics, video editing, web design, technology, dancing, football / soccer, sci-fi, dolls, clowns, puppets, board games, action, wrestling, robots, cartoons, toys, action figures, collectibles, puzzles, riddles, fireworks, sketching, photo restoration, manic panic, peanuts comics, theme parks
I’m really good at
Awkward, unnerving silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unkempt appearance / usually covered in copious amounts of cat and dog hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Green Mile, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe

Movies: Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, The Naked Gun

TV Shows: South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Father Ted, The Twilight Zone

Comedians: George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield, Dara O'Briain

Anime: The Slayers, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

YouTube: Cinemassacre, boogie2988, ashens, Jim Sterling

Music: Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Buddy Holly, Alice in Chains, Frankie Valli, Dion DiMucci, Sam Cooke, Roy Orbison

Food: Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green, Peanut Butter

Video Games: Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Bust a Groove 2

Misc favorites: Stooge - Shemp, Marx - Groucho, Color - Crimson, Guitar Chord - B, Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill, Will Smith Song - Men in Black, Kid in the Hall - Scott, Prime Number - 383, Pokemon - Pikachu, Letter - M, Time of Day - 11:11pm, Spice - Posh, Ninja Turtle - Donatello
The six things I could never do without
Asthma medicine. Pets. Oldies.
Video games. My misery. A few people to bother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the film Alien from L.A.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.

I have over 1500 "Likes" on here, but can't view them, because I'm not stupid and/or desperate enough to pay for an A-list subscription.
You should message me if
*Must love video games, & know what it feels like to not fit in anywhere. Horror film fans preferred.*

My message filter is set to block anyone with less than 60% match with me. These are mostly the types of messages I get every day -- in case you're wondering why I use a filter.

I don't browse profiles too often anymore. So, message me if you think we might get along.