35Coventry, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA -- I just picked Coventry because that's where one of my best friends lives. I've had stalkers on here, so don't want to use my real location.

S5 / P9 / E7 / C3 / I8 / A6 / L2

Quiet, nihilist, lifelong video gamer, social & general anxiety disorder, crazy cat lady, dog trainer, half redneck, depression survivor, horror lover, and chaotic neutral. Soy un perdedor.

I'm not liberal or conservative, religious or anti-religious. Am atheist but enjoy Christmas and other holidays. Would like to find someone completely emotionally compatible with me, though I know the chances of that are slim.
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting, while trying to get my proverbial shit together.

I'm a not-very-good freelance website/graphic designer, wanting to switch to a pet-related career.
I’m really good at
Awkward, unnerving silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unkempt appearance / usually covered in copious amounts of cat and dog hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I prefer horror and/or fantasy, as far as fiction goes -- but I read more non-fiction nowadays.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Green Mile, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe

I'll watch any genre, except romance. I love all types of horror and b-movies, except most Asian horrors. I also love the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, The Naked Gun

TV Shows:
I'm more picky about tv series. I like a lot of old comedy and horror/sci-fi shows.
South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Father Ted, The Twilight Zone, Ash vs Evil Dead, Mr. Robot, Stranger Things

Comedians: George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield, Dara O'Briain

I don't watch new anime anymore. I'm a former weeaboo.
The Slayers, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

I mostly watch video game, horror, and tech stuff. I also listen to ASMR videos. They help me calm down and prevent panic attacks at night.
Cinemassacre, boogie2988, ashens, MrCreepyPasta, Jim Sterling

I like a bit of everything, but prefer 80's music, 90's grunge rock, and oldies. I couldn't live without 50's/60's Motown and Doo-wop.
Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Buddy Holly, Alice in Chains, Frankie Valli, Dion DiMucci, Sam Cooke, Roy Orbison

I'll eat anything that I don't consider cute, and that I'm not allergic to.
Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green, Peanut Butter

Video Games:
I'll play almost any single-player game once, but prefer RPGs and story-driven games. Not a fan of multiplayer games, but do like co-op with friends and Overwatch.
Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Bust a Groove 2, This War of Mine, Borderlands 2, GTA Vice City

Misc favorites: Stooge - Shemp, Marx - Groucho, Color - Crimson, Guitar Chord - B, Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill, Will Smith Song - Men in Black, Kid in the Hall - Scott, Prime Number - 383, Pokemon - Pikachu, Letter - M, Time of Day - 11:11pm, Spice - Posh, Ninja Turtle - Donatello

I Don't Like: MOBA Games, Facebook Games, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead TV Series, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Most Cosplay, Family Guy, Most Indie Bands, Most Joss Whedon TV Series, The word ''eclectic'', :) <- That fucking smiley
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Either upset
Feeling fine, and doing my best Travolta impression.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the film Alien from L.A.

I still get really excited when I hear an ice cream truck drive by.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.

I have over 1500 "Likes" on here, but can't view them, because I'm not desperate enough to pay for an A-list subscription.
You should message me if
*Must love video games. Horror film fans preferred.*

I don't browse profiles too often anymore. So, message me if you think we might get along.
The two of us