retro-mantic
50 Swartz Creek, United States
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My self-summary
Educated in computers and business.
I owned a cybercafe for 6 years (That was fun).
I raised my son alone since he was 18 months old. He is now 28 and lives 30 minutes away.
I recently moved near the Genesee Valley Mall.
People are pleasantly surprised when they first meet me because I am not what they expect.
What I’m doing with my life
Starting to date again.
I work full time.
I am slowly liquidating inventory from an old business.
Searching for you.
I’m really good at
using my hands
numbers
multi-tasking (I hear this is not a good trait any more)
staying positive
home/car maintenance
taking terrible selfies
The first things people usually notice about me
My quick wit and outgoing personality (tend to lack a filter). I will make you snort out loud, but will stop just short of making you pee yourself!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like most of Stephen King's books.
I like guy movies but can be bribed into watching a chick flick.
I listen to Nu metal (Mudvayne, Linkin Park, FFDP, Limp Bizkit, etc) .
I collect bootleg concert DVD's (but everything is on youtube these days)
I enjoy vegetarian meals and could almost be a vegetarian, but I gotta have a burger from time to time. I do prefer chicken and fish over beef. I like salads, Thai, Middle Eastern, Sushi or a Whopper from Burger King. I cook a lot of veggies on the grill - YUM! I am a "flexitarian" when it comes to my diet.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
MLB & NFL
Companionship and affection
A stereo
Laughing
Good food & drink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All the GQ looking guys stealing away prospects and all the married guys throwing their penises to and fro - driving away the sweet and innocent before I can get to them.

To all the sweet and innocent still out there: That was just a joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Netflix lately. Help me! lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was brought up Catholic and feel that really screwed me up. lol I feel organized religion is important to society as a whole, but personally, I am not buying what the church is selling these days. I certainly will not hold your beliefs against you. Live and let live.
You should message me if
If you seriously want something real and lasting. If you take pride in your appearance. If you are ready to quit logging into dating sites. If you have an edginess to you which makes you stand out from the rest. If you are intelligent, emotionally available and financially stable.
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