Often compared to Stephanie Tanner, Jasmine retains the innocent wit not unlike that of an 8 year old. The majority of her quips are directly from the 1990’s (see: “Nerd Bomber” and “Geek Burger”). When she isn’t in search of the happiest hours, you can most often find her at Starbucks, err... an obscure coffee shop, staring blankly at her computer screen, flirting with words, or reading a good book. Jasmine’s nearly unhealthy obsession with owls, beards and classic Volkswagens sets her apart from most. Her motto: Prose before hoes.
William Fitzsimmons and Mos Def.
You want to drink all the margaritas.