People describe me as stoic and dry. Sometimes I talk as if I were in a witty TV show, but people rarely get it.
I like being outside and making the most out of my day. I'm content staying busy working on personal projects, reading, or running. Soccer on the weekends. Doing nothing also works if I'm dead tired or have someone to do it with.
Have traveled to Europe for extended trips the last three summers.
Pointing out people's famous doppelgangers
Talking to strangers
Putting "the" before anything involving modern technology
Archer, Broad City, South Park.
Dumb & Dumber. Midnight in Paris.
Running and playing/watching sports in the rain.
Boats & hoes
Not all of your pictures are selfies
Tall & low maintenance doesn't hurt, either