28 Chapel Hill, United States
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My self-summary
Stop. Hammock time.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a grad student, shhh don't tell. Somewhere along the line I acquired a kid, so I'm really good with medium-sized animals.
I’m really good at
gonzo journalism, reading poetry out loud, cooking, and ordering pizza.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually wearing sandals intended for hiking when not actually hiking; except now it's winter, so I'm wearing boots no matter what I'm doing.

Despite owning a fair amount of shoes I'm quite the serial monogamist when it comes to footwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books! I am pro-reading. Reliable favorite authors are Joan Didion, Michael Chabon, Junot Diaz, John McPhee, and Flannery O'Connor but I have an amazing love for crime novels and Stephen King.

I've finally figured out that my favorite movie is Good Will Hunting. And anything with Liam Neeson. Except for that one movie. That's the one I haven't seen.

Favorite songs of the moment: Andre 3k's verse on blonde/blond. the Hamilton soundtrack.

Weekly internet reads include McSweeney's, xkcd, the Oatmeal, and Grantland.
The six things I could never do without
Six? How about instead an amorphous, yet definitive list of things that will never cease to make me smile:

gerbera daisies, notebooks, mountains, thunderstorms, backpacks, snuggling, coffee, beer in cans, 90s rock, peppermint soap, singing along, people with good vocabularies, and yellow mustard.

Honorable mentions include: science, dancing, poetry, xbox, internet radio, indian food buffets, and new calendars.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why anyone would ever choose a toaster over a toaster oven.
On a typical Friday night I am
writing reading eating sleeping playing drinking thinking blinking...tinkering?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The notes on my phone are filled with my weird and obscene thoughts.
You should message me if
you want to be
the wash to my zoe
the zelda to my link
the inigo to my fezzik
the ahchoo to my asneeze
the sodapop to my ponyboy
the Pete to my Pete

if you got all of those references and are ok with fluid gender roles. but on second thought, maybe not incest.

or if you want to tell me a joke because I only know two and they are both really bad.